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Post  Goke on Fri May 08, 2009 3:29 pm

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PostSubject: Re: What this forum needs is Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:14 am
Well I see the joke dept has not been installed here, but then again the ham acting and the musings of Droike himself is a joke.

I have a joke:

My father-in-law was dealing withb his lighting at home and he was taking his time, I told him to switch the electrics on to make the job more efficient and speedier.
My father-in-law had his passsport photo taken, to me it looked like a police mugshot.

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Post  Superfly on Thu May 28, 2009 10:15 pm

Good find Cush.

Tiswas should be a writer at hollywood.
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Post  Superfly on Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:07 pm

Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left... The phone rings at Billy Bob's house:
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy"
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Post  Superfly on Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:09 pm

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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