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Post  Sod-Haus...!!! on Tue May 17, 2011 5:31 pm

Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse



Better Safe than Sorry

So what do you need to do before zombies…or hurricanes or pandemics for example, actually happen?
First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house.
This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored).
Below are a few items you should include in your kit, for a full list visit the CDC Emergency page.

Water (1 gallon per person per day)

Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)

Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)

Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)

Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)

Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)

Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)

First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)



Some of the supplies for your emergency kit

http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/




Ok Some Good Advice From The CDC...

But My Advice Would Be To Run First...

Get Out Of The Area Where The Shit Is Hitting The Fan...!!!

You Can Acquire All Those Items Afterwards...!!!

Ironically, I Just Cleared Out The Back Of My Truck...!!!

And I Had Pretty Much All That Stuff In There...

Enough To Sustain A Zombie Attack...!!!

Or A Weekend Camping At The Crop Circles...

Which Pretty Much Amounts To The Same Thing...!!!

Wot With All That Marching Powder, Super Strength Lager, And Mood Enhancing Chemicles...!!!

A Word Of Advice Though...

Get A Fire Going...

It Attracts All The Zombies Coming Out Of The Pub...

And That's When The Fun Starts...!!!

(PS I Took So Much Stuff Out Of My Truck...

I Filled Up A Small Shed...!!!

But Everything Was Useful...

From The Axe To The First Aid Kit,

Cooker To The Aricane Lamps,

Tarpaulins To The Chainsaw...

Handy For Camping, But Too Much Weight To Carry Around, On Journeys To And From Work...!!!

I Would Also Go With The Fact That Most Electronic/Electrical Things Are A Waste Of Time In Situations Such As Zombie Attacks...!!!

Although A Lap- Top Can Double Up As A Chopping Board For Food...

And A Mobile Phone Or Satellite Navigation Can Be Swung Around Your Head In A Menacing Manner...

As A Weapon Against Zombies...

And The Cord Can Be Used As A Tornique...

In Case Of Dramatic Loss Of Limbs Due To A Zombie Attack...!!!)

My Mate Hunter Has Almost Got As Much Shit As Me In The Back Of His Car...!!!

Almost To The Point Of Being Prepared For Any Eventuality...

But It All Comes In Handy...!!!

I Was Quite Amazed Watching Him Dress The Wounds Of Someone Who Got Injured On The Battlefield...!!!

(Stubbed Her Toe At Tescos...!!!)


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Post  Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! on Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:26 pm

The Walking Dead, Season 2 Started Tonight...



As Zombie Apocalypse Imaginings Go,

This Is Up There...

They Have Even Stayed Faithful To The Graphic Novel...

(Comic)
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This Clip Is How Good The Writing Is....



No Blood, Guts, Gore...

But Just An Epilogue Of Impending Doom...

This Is Up There With Reservoir Dogs, In Film,

Or Literature Like Oedipus Rex, Caligula, The Godfather...

All The Action Occurs Stage Right Or Off Camera...

If Something Is Well Written, It Doesn't Really Need Car Chases, Explosions, Love Storys Or Violence...

Just That Hint Of Impending Doom Will Be Sufficient...

I Watched The War Of The Worlds With Tom Cruise The Other Day...

They Tried This Technique But Failed Miserably...

And Relied Heavily On Action Sequences...




The HG Wells Book Was A Testament To The British "Never Say Die Spirit" Of Rebuilding An Empire, With Cricket, Cucumber Sandwitches,
And Cups Of Tea,

The Orson Wells Version Was A Brilliant Take On A Nazi Blitzkreig On American Soil...!!!!




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Post  Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! on Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:10 pm

A Greek chorus is a homogenous, non-individualised group of performers in the plays of classical Greece, who comment with a collective voice on the dramatic action

Catharsis is a term in dramatic art that describes the "emotional cleansing" sometimes depicted in a play as occurring for one or more of its characters, as well as the same phenomenon as (an intended) part of the audience’s experience.
It describes an extreme change in emotion, occurring as the result of experiencing strong feelings (such as sorrow, fear, pity, or even laughter)




In A Way This Forum Could Be Described As A Cathartic Chorus Of Caterwalling,

All The Action Goes Off, Stage Right, Off Camera...

In A World Inhabited By Shapeshiting, Blood Drinking, Baby Sacrifising Royality...

MK Ultra Illuminati Sex Slaves Like Dark Eternal,

Satanic Gay Dogging Cultists On The Isle Of White,

Evil Jewish Cabals Intent On World Domination...

Ludricous Court Cases And Political Campaigns,

Ex Wifes Dolphin Adultery,

Mansions,

Bentleys,

Wads Of Money...

Private Aircraft,

And Island Lairs...

I Must Admit This Conspiracy Lark Seems Very Exiting...!!!


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Not Only Do You Get To Stroke A Kitten,

You Also Get To Unceremoniously Throw It Out Of Your Chair (According To Ivan Frasier)

Whilst Stroking Your Chin...In A Menacing Way...

Well As Menacing As A Mullett Will Allow...!!!


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Post  mugglez on Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:26 pm

great thread bubba, thanx!! thumbs up

other good z books..................World War Z, Zone One..........walking dead rocks, forgot to watch season premier!!!!

Thanx for the reminder.............. cheers

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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:01 am

The zombie survival 'Google Map' that will help you find food and guns after the undead apocalypse

Zombie survival Google Map allows you to find food and guns for the undead apocalypse
Did you forget to stock up on crossbows and canned beef stew for the inevitable zombie uprising? For shame!

Fortunately for those of you who fell asleep during The Ant and the Grasshopper, there's this handy Map of the Dead, which allows you to plot out the hospitals, gun stores, and grocery stores (among many things) in your neighborhood

http://www.mapofthedead.com/

You don’t want to be the aperitif at a zombie feast. Nobody does. But when the undead arrive, if the film genre is any indication, assume that there will be lots of them and they have appetites incapable of being spoiled.
Worse, we remaining humans will find ourselves bereft of all reliable resources for our survival.
You’ll need all the help you can get. Luckily, a forward-thinking fellow named Jeff at doejo.com has got you covered and put together a zombie survival map with locations of all the necessities you need to survive on a zombified planet.

Using Google Maps API, Map of the Dead (not to be confused with this other Map of the Dead) displays a color-coded key of all of the necessary locations you need to know about in order to survive in a world of zombies.
Everything from military resources and cemeteries to pharmacies and liquor stores are included in the map so you’ll be able to find the closest supplier for your needs whenever you run out of something.




The map identifies danger zones, which are described as areas having a high risk of zombie infestation due to the presence of man-made structures.

Cleverly, you can also download a copy to print off and store away in a safe place because, really, if the zombie uprising jumps off, do you think they’re going to provide very reliable IT support? No, but at least you’ll have your trusty map.

http://io9.com/5900642/zombie-survival-google-map-allows-you-to-find-food-and-guns-for-the-undead-apocalypse

It's A Very Good Interactive Map Of Local Amenities, Should You Need To Flee And Gather Up Stocks In A Zombie Apocalypse Situation...

Of Course The Zombie Apocalypse Could Just Be A Metaphore For Any Disasterous Situation...!!!




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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:08 pm



This Is A Great Peice Of Storytelling...

It's A Online Blog/Dairy Of One Mans Account Of The Zombie Apocalypse...

At First It Seems Like A Short Story That Anyone Could Have Written...

But It Soon Turns Into An Epic...

I'm Up To The #40 Entry...

If Your Into This Stuff...

It Is As Good, If Not Better Than The Walking Dead...

And It Is Even Better Than Stephen Kings, The Stand...


http://adriansundeaddiary.com/


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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:55 pm

That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:

http://adriansundeaddiary.com/

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This Is Fantastic Writing...

It Will Really Get You Hooked...

I'm Up To Entry #114...

It's Basically About A Survivor Of The Zombie Apocalypse...

And Each Entry Is Like A Short Story...

Basically The First Few Entries Are Not That Good, The Sort Of Stuff Anyone Could Come Up With...

Then The Bloke Finds His Stride...And Baam...!!! Your Hooked...

It's Written In The First Person...

It's Set In Small Town America...

In The Onset And Aftermath Of A Zombie Apocalypse...

I Think The Chap Adds A New Chapter Every Week, So It's A Bit Like A Zombie Soap Opera...

And At The End Of Each Chapter It Has A Comments Section...

If You Took Out The Zombies, It Would Still Be An Excellent Read About The Colllapse And Rebuilding Of Society...

I'm Hooked...

And I Think The Story Started In June 2010 And Is Still Going In April 2012...

It Really Is Up There...!!!

The Development Of The Charictors Is Really Gripping Stuff...

The Music For The Apocalypse Is A Good Choice Too...

There Is A Bit Of Am Emphasis On Guns...

But It Seems Pivotal To The Story, As It Is Set In America...!!!


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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:48 pm

Wow, That Writing Really Sucks You In...

It's #270 Pages...

It's Fantastic Storytelling...

Surpasses The Walking Dead And The Stand...

And Don't Get Put Off Because It's The Protagonist Dairy...

A Dairy Can Be Taken Over By Someone Else...




Of All The Zombie/Post Apocalyptic Scenarios This Ticks All The Boxes...

I Do Have A Couple Of Critisms Though...

The Writing Style Of The Person Who Takes Over The Diary Is Too Similar To The Original Writer Of The Diary...

In The Main Story A Supernatural Element Is Hinted At...

In The Sub Stories The Supernatural Element Is The Driving Force...

There Is An Almost American Use Of Guns...And A Milatary Intervention... So I Would Say A Right Wing Bias...

The Baddie Dies To Soon...

His Discriptions Of London Reads Like A Zombie Tourist Guide...

And His Discriptions Of The English People Fare No Better...

Cucumber Sandwitches And Cups Of Tea In A Zombie Apocalypse...

And English Charictors Called Winchester And Humphrey Don't Cut It...

But Apart From That And The Lack Of A Motorbike...

Great Work...!!!


http://adriansundeaddiary.com/diary-entries.htm


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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:19 pm

Basically, The Premis Is...

The Zombie Apopalyse Is...

A Certain Pathogen Affects The World...

The Dead Rise...

If You Get Bit By The Dead, You End Up Undead,

If You Die, You Still End Up Undead...

It's An Exponential Virus...

Suspend Your Disbeleif...

The Living Are In A Power Struggle For Survival...

Zombies Becomes Secondary To The Power Grab...

We Know Live In A Society Where Communisn V's Capitalism Can Be Explored...

Forget Zombies...The Stand Had Captain Trips...

A Flu Virus...

I See There Is A Bit Of An Unreal Thing Going On....

But I Will Buy Into That...

But I Don't Buy Into The Supernatural Stuff...

I Suppose Survivors Of Any Form Of Apocalypse Will Fall Into This Category Though....

What I Like About AUD's World Though...

Is Initially The Survivors Are Lucky...Then They Are Well Trained In Weapons...

The Supernatural Element Of The Zombie Apocalypse Spoils A Good Story For Me....!!!




The Trick Of Good Writing Is To Make It A Page Turner....

The Chap That Wrote The...


http://adriansundeaddiary.com/diary-entries.htm

Somehow Wrote A Very Basic Novel With The Usual Stereotypes...

(That I Would Consider Anyone Could Write)

And Within Ten Chapters Got To Writing An Epic...

That Took A Life Of It's Own...

One Of The Poignant Thing Is That He Lost His Mother Towards The End Of The Arc...

(In Real Life)

And His Writing Becomes More Nihilistic, Angry And Urgent...

And That Is The Beauty Of An Online Novel...You Get Feedback...!!!

I Hope He Makes It To The Big Screen...!!!

(At The Moment This Chap Has Got Less Readers Than This Forum...

And Has Sold About 12 T-Shirts...Not Gildan I Hope...)


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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:53 am



I'm Chris, and I'm the Author of Adrian's Undead Diary.
Most of my fans simply refer to it as AUD.

AUD is a fairly new reading experience that combines the execution of blog fiction with the addition of short stories posted that intersect the main story.
The basic premise of AUD is that the world has come to a sudden end at the hand of a plague of undead.
At the center of our story is a fairly normal middle aged man, Adrian Ring.
Poor Adrian writes in his diary as he attempts to survive the perils of life after the end, and as you read the updates on AUD, you are reading his diary.

Along the line at AUD I post additional short stories that fill in details that Adrian is unaware of.
Some stories follow the fates of people that cross Adrian's path, or explain how certain situations came to be.
Some of the stories even foreshadow upcoming events in the Diary that Adrian is unaware of.

AUD is written realistically, simply, and is spoken in the man's voice.
Adrian makes mistakes, gets hurt, laughs and cries, and most of all, tries to be the Hero the world needs.

Right now AUD is getting about 225 daily readers or so, and feedback has been overwhelming positive.
If you are interested in scary, creepy, or gory books, then you will probably enjoy AUD.
If you are interested in books about survival, living on your own, and dealing with insane situations, there's a good chance you'll like AUD.
And also, if you like stories that have a humorous main character, and stories that you don't want to share with your mom at the dinner table, then AUD is definitely for you.

AUD can be read for free.
All you need to do is register on the site, and everything is free.
If you are wanting a Kindle version of the site, you can get a Kindle subscription and everytime Adrian updates his diary... ba-zing!
You get it right on your Kindle, wherever it is you are.
You can also purchase the collected months of the Diary so you can catch up as well the short stories.
Prices are reasonable. (I think)


You can also help support AUD by subscribing as a premium user on the site, which costs $2 and gets you several neat perks.

I am looking for new readers, feedback, and obviously, a little bit of money along the way.
I'll update this thread as things change on the site, and I look forward to hearing from new readers, or folks with questions.

http://www.adriansundeaddiary.com/



Thank you so much!

-Chris






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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Wed May 30, 2012 10:52 pm

Naked man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face off by side of freeway



A naked man was shot to death after police found him chewing off the face of another man.

Police tried to stop the man on Saturday on an off-ramp of a major roadway in Miami from gnawing on the other man's head after he managed to eat half of it.

Police shot the man thinking it would end the attack, but the aggressor continued to devour the victim prompting authorities to fire at least half a dozen shots until he died.



Horror: Police tried to stop a naked man on an off-ramp on MacArthur Causeway (pictured) in Miami, Florida as he chewed on another man's head

A series of gunshots had been heard at the off-ramp of the MacArthur Causeway along North 13th Street.

When the officer located the two men, the naked male was in the process of chewing the victim's face, the Herald reported.

The officer demanded that the naked man stop.




But when he refused to listen and continued to feast on the victim, the officer shot the naked man, according to the newspaper.

Despite his new wounds, the attacker still managed to continue munching on the victim.

Upon seeing this, the officer fired at least a half a dozen more shots, witnesses told the newspaper.

The multiple gunshot wounds killed the naked man.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150585/Naked-man-shot-dead-police-chewed-mans-face-leaving-victim-fighting-life.html

The First Victim Of The Zombie Apocalypse Revealed...



‘Miami Causeway Cannibal’ Victim Revealed - Ronald Poppo

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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Thu May 31, 2012 8:33 am

Yet More Zombie Pandemic Preparedness From The CDC...

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies/#/page/1




The Centre For Disease Control said...

Now that you've seen the importance of being prepared, take the time to put together an emergency Kit with the items included in the checklist on the inside of the back cover.
You'll be ready for any kind of disaster, even zombies.

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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:09 am

Drills of the dead: Maine prepares for zombie attack

Published: 25 June, 2012, 07:41



Emergency officials in Maine have taken part in a training exercise in preparation for a zombie apocalypse.
This comes just weeks after the federal government publicly denied the existence of zombies.

Around 100 emergency responders from eight different counties participated in the event in the quiet city of Bangor.

The premise: an unknown virus originating from Jamaica has reached Maine, turning the infected into zombies.
Once infected, the virus quickly spreads to the brain, and turns the host into a full-fledged zombie, who has only one thing on its mind: biting other people.

The officials were armed with two would-be vaccines – one to prevent the infection from reaching the brain, and one to bring the zombies back to life.

“We have identified in several states, particularly Texas, New York, Illinois outbreaks of these civil disturbances and biting,” one official said.
“And in conjunction with that there are also widespread power outages.”

The training exercise comes just several weeks after the US Center for Disease Control publicly denied the existence of zombies.

Rumors of a “zombie apocalypse” have been on the rise after a series of disturbing incidents.

In Florida, police caught a naked man chewing on the face of another person.
They eventually shot him dead after unsuccessfully trying to push him away from the victim.

In Maryland, an engineering student allegedly stabbed a man to death and ate his heart and brain.

In Canada, a porn actor was detained on charges that he had killed and dismembered his lover.
He is alleged to have recorded a video of himself copulating with some of the body parts, and consuming others.


http://rt.com/usa/news/maine-zombie-apocalypse-drill-630/


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Post  littlegreenman on Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:06 am

Great thread! A little Zombie doom is always welcome scared

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Post  MoMo on Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:13 am

littlegreenman wrote:Great thread! A little Zombie doom is always welcome scared

Dat's a fact! Jack!! thumbs up

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I saw Night of the Living DeaD wen it came out and it still rocks............anybody read WWZ?

World War Z
This article is about the novel. For the film based on the book, see World War Z (film).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z

World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War is a 2006 post-apocalyptic horror novel by Max Brooks. It is a follow-up to his 2003 book, The Zombie Survival Guide. Rather than a grand overview or narrative, World War Z is a collection of individual accounts in the form of first-person anecdotes. Set in the intermediate future (c2043 CE), Brooks plays the role of an agent of the United Nations Postwar Commission, who published the report a decade after the ten-year Zombie War. The United Nations left much of his research out of the official report, choosing to focus on facts and figures from the war rather than the individual stories that form the bulk of Brooks' novel. The interviews chart a decade-long war against zombies from the view point of many different people of various nationalities. The personal accounts also describe the changing religious, geo-political, and environmental aftermath of the Zombie War.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,




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Post  littlegreenman on Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:27 am

Yeah! WWZ is awesome! That book got me on to the Zombie track. Just started the 3rd book "Survivors" in the Morningstar zombie trilogy by Z. A. Recht. They're absolutely fantastic study

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Post  MoMo on Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:43 am

littlegreenman wrote:Yeah! WWZ is awesome! That book got me on to the Zombie track. Just started the 3rd book "Survivors" in the Morningstar zombie trilogy by Z. A. Recht. They're absolutely fantastic study

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I'll check those books out for a winter read...thanx for the info. thumbs up

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