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Is Handbag Major Tom and his girl,Nancy Spungen?

Post  Billy Ruben on Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:08 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:There appears to be a few revelations surfacing regarding this dark horse in Conspiracy cirlcles lately.Haven't heard he's a baby raping,blood drinking vampiric Reptilian multi-dimensional yet,but I'm sure it will arise.

But I started to feel a little remorse for Hagbard Celine and what I said about his auric colours in a photo.I was the same,a little while ago,about a furry friend of mine,who went to the big catnip meadow in the sky.So I had to review the photo,to see if I was being a biased bastard...and what I found,astonished me.

There was a very clear bruise,near his mainline,near the right elbow.

Is Hagbard seeking narcotic relief from the ladies of the night from Nottingham?

Tune into the "Daily Handbag Conspiracy Of the Day",bought to you by Billy Ruben,courtesy of Sodlike Productions Forum.,








Billy Ruben wrote:And if true that Hagbard Celine is delving into narcotic blissful Oblivion,is this the mysterious "lady of the night" that led the poor vulnerable emotionally broken Conspiracy Theorist down the dark avenue of drugs and late night orgies,with mixed and same sex couples.If true and he becomes addicted,you can find Hagbard late at night,blowing knobs of "Chubby Chasers" for the moderate sum of $40,in the mist ridden shadey alleys of Nottingham,bobbing for apples in the back of a Vauxhaul.

Is this the lady to Hagbard? As Nancy Spungen was to Sid Vicious (John Beverly),tune in another time,as our moles and spies gather photographic evidence.Hope he's wearing a pink tutu with fairy wings...






BTW,great set of lips she has and the sassy way she licks and devours that ice-cream had me on the edge of my chair.Lovely.

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Re: Droike is trying to get into Hagbard's forum!!!

Post  Billy Ruben on Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:11 pm

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John Drake wrote:Handbags bird aint a prozzy she does it for free and at the drop of a hat. She does like him but the poor lad cant last very long and so cant give her what she wants. Truth be known she is a bit of an internet bike. A guy i know was going round there in the week sorting it out and he knew that others were on it when he was not. Then Handbag would turn up at the weekends to play happy familys. Rather him than me the dirty cunt lol. Handbags and many others sloppy seconds ewwwww no thanks. Its not like its an oil painting either, a bit miss piggy if you ask me. Still even though a bit of a pig its a vast improvement on the one he got up the duff. Jesus look at the stae of that bastard. He does seem to like the mental bastards though.

Not a good shag i hear, dosent put much effort in but a dirty cunt whos up for out and squirts like a good un.

rolf

That was rather meaty...she's not a member of DIF? I swear I'd seen her in photos at meet-ups.
Don't care about looks there JD,as long as you can get along after the deed.Everyone needs loving,so I'm not knocking his/her style and I'm glad Hagbards daughter is grown up about it,but a little hurt I'd say,but what choice does Hagbard have?,his wife doesn't want a relationship with him.For who he is,I think Handbag did quite well landing her.
Without being offensive,alot of white over-weight people look like pigs.We even share more DNA with livestock like cows,pigs and other,than monkeys.I think Satan got bored one day and fashioned humans from pigs for some fun.Just a little madness there.


wacky boobies dizzy

Oh,JD I wanted to thankyou about being a good sport yesterday,that was way cool of you.

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MRS TISWAS PALMER wrote:It looks as if Haggler is winning but I know that the git is not banned from here but anyway he is in Haggie's cos he desires the man. Maybe Billy is totally right about him. cthulhu

[size=18]Well,Droike being overly machismo,is only over-compensation for closeted homosexual desires.He is very rude and contemptful towards women and he did shower with many buff naked men in the army.All that steam mixed with testosterone,compounded with repressed homosexual fantasies....well,what do you reckon Tiswas?

I've often offered him counselling and sexual release with Billy,just so he can get over it,or find out if he really likes it.Bit of amyl nitrate,finger up the bum as he gets a wild headjob,I'm sure to have him wrapped around my finger,by the end of the night.But I really like my chicken,to pork and beans,or any variety of Kosher food.

Hey Droike...





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Re: Droike is trying to get into Hagbard's forum!!!

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:25 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:

Is this the lady to Hagbard? As Nancy Spungen was to Sid Vicious (John Beverly),tune in another time,as our moles and spies gather photographic evidence.Hope he's wearing a pink tutu with fairy wings...[/color][/size]

BTW,great set of lips she has and the sassy way she licks and devours that ice-cream had me on the edge of my chair.Lovely.



That's Ustane...

She Is One Of Those Girls That Likes To Go Midnight Swimming And Feeding The Ducks...

She Is Not A Sexual Creature...

She Is A Stacey Solomon Type Bint...




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Re: Droike is trying to get into Hagbard's forum!!!

Post  Billy Ruben on Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:33 pm










This photo is very revealing.Not for the stains on his T-Shirt,,which I feel for him there,not being able to see his feet or have to go through the legs to wipe his arse.Having long nails was rather hard to wipe bum with,I know,I grew inch long nails and hardened them back in 2004,as weapons and appeal of course,more than once piecing the paper and they ended up as shit scooper.

But Hagbard,works/formerly worked in the medical trade.If he was giving blood or having test done,wouldn't he know better than to go to cheap arse sub-continentla doctors,who pop veins quite consistently ?

Hmmm,is Hagbard left-handed ?
There,you may have your answer.It looks like a large guage needle was used,popping his vein and you only use large guage for methadone.
So,I'd say,poor workmanship there old son,the needle for me,was no more than a toothbrush and quite expert at using it,"fitting" many users up for a cut.

I don't admire your style there Handbag,very amateurish.




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Re: Droike is trying to get into Hagbard's forum!!!

Post  Billy Ruben on Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:36 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:

Is this the lady to Hagbard? As Nancy Spungen was to Sid Vicious (John Beverly),tune in another time,as our moles and spies gather photographic evidence.Hope he's wearing a pink tutu with fairy wings...[/color][/size]

BTW,great set of lips she has and the sassy way she licks and devours that ice-cream had me on the edge of my chair.Lovely.



That's Ustane...

She Is One Of Those Girls That Likes To Go Midnight Swimming And Feeding The Ducks...

She Is Not A Sexual Creature...

She Is A Stacey Solomon Type Bint...




wacky wacky wacky


Just having fun without hurting people there Sod and giving Handbag some "Calvin Kline" cool,he could do with it about now.She seems quite nice and wouldn't hurt her.I think everybody realises I'm insane on the occassion,chin chin.

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Re: Droike is trying to get into Hagbard's forum!!!

Post  Billy Ruben on Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:18 pm

Hey Droike,
Tell me,are you offended by this,or do you see the humour in it?
I'm getting the stalinist treatment at HPANWO.





Oh,if you and your wife was offended and you asked the post to be edited,well,sorry about that old chap.Wasn't meant to hurt.But you be honest with me....and I mean it.


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Hagbard Celine

Post  Billy Ruben on Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:21 pm

Hagbard is The Fat Controller...



and as long as you suck arse and play nice and say wonderful things,like this little arse kisser,Thomas,The Tank Engine,you won't get [TEXT-DELETE-ADMIN] with your post scrubbed out of existance.Ahh,it's just a shrine for Icke worship and Chubby Chasing groupies,which he has none...




^this arse kisser here.

But be a troublesome truck and you get erased out of existance,Zieg Heil HPANWO...shove it,it's boooooring anyway. thumbs down thumbs down




Zieg Heil Fatty...!!!! adolf adolf adolf adolf butt thumbs down
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Re: Droike is trying to get into Hagbard's forum!!!

Post  Billy Ruben on Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:56 am







Hey man, what's your style
How you get your kicks for living
Hey man, what's your style
How you get your adrenalin flowing now
How you get your adrenalin flowing

Hey man, what's your style
I love the way, try to call now
Hey man, what's your style
I ain't jealous of the way you're living
I ain't jealous of the way you're living

When you cut that dude with just a little mania
You did it so, ... ah

When the blood comma' down his neck ...
Don't you know it was better than sex, now, now, now
It was way better than getting mean
'cause it was, the final thing to do, now
Get somebody to come on to you
and then you just get somebody to
to now, now, come on to you
And then you kill 'em, yeah
You kill 'em, now, now, cause I need kicks ...
I'm getting bored, I need, need, need, need now, now some kicks
Oh, give it, give it, give it, give it to me now, now, kicks

Hey man, what's your style
How you get your kicks for living
Hey man, what's your style
How you get your adrenalin flowing now, now, now, now, now
How you get your adrenalin flowing

Hey man, what's your style
You know, I love the way you drive your car now
Hey man, what's your style
I ain't jealous of the way you're living
Ain't jealous of, now, now, the way you're living

Hey, newspaper ...
You did it so, wow, crudely, now
With that blood coming down his chest
It was way better than sex, now, now
It was way better than getting mean
It was the final thing to do
Get somebody to came, come on to you, then
Get somebody to, ah, come on to you
Better kill them now
Better kill him now, now
Yeah, yeah, yeah, kill him now, now
'Cause I need kicks
I need some kicks
I'm getting bored
I need, need, need, need, need, need, need some kicks
Yeah, need, need, need, need, need, need, need some kicks
Oh, give it now, kicks
Yeah, need some kicks
Yeah, need some k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k, kicks
Oh, give it me now, now
Kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks ...
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Re: Droike is trying to get into Hagbard's forum!!!

Post  Billy Ruben on Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:38 pm

John Drake wrote:Hagbard spots me most the time because i dont try to hide it lol. Hey sod you know that e mail you got from Icke about the Warman case? The one all members banned or not got, Handbag is still saying its only my word the case is just about to go to trial and because hes made such a cunt of himself and been conned yet again hes removing that mail each time its posted banning the person that posted it and trying to make out hes never seen any evidence lol.


you're a bastard of a bitch too...number three on the hate list... cthulhu cthulhu cthulhu cthulhu
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Re: Droike is trying to get into Hagbard's forum!!!

Post  MoMo on Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:32 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
Hagbard is The Fat Controller...



and as long as you suck arse and play nice and say wonderful things,like this little arse kisser,Thomas,The Tank Engine,you won't get [TEXT-DELETE-ADMIN] with your post scrubbed out of existance.Ahh,it's just a shrine for Icke worship and Chubby Chasing groupies,which he has none...




^this arse kisser here.

But be a troublesome truck and you get erased out of existance,Zieg Heil HPANWO...shove it,it's boooooring anyway. thumbs down thumbs down




Zieg Heil Fatty...!!!! adolf adolf adolf adolf butt thumbs down



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Post  Billy Ruben on Wed Sep 27, 2017 2:25 pm


bumped on request







Billy Ruben wrote:There appears to be a few revelations surfacing regarding this dark horse in Conspiracy cirlcles lately.Haven't heard he's a baby raping,blood drinking vampiric Reptilian multi-dimensional yet,but I'm sure it will arise.

But I started to feel a little remorse for Hagbard Celine and what I said about his auric colours in a photo.I was the same,a little while ago,about a furry friend of mine,who went to the big catnip meadow in the sky.So I had to review the photo,to see if I was being a biased bastard...and what I found,astonished me.

There was a very clear bruise,near his mainline,near the right elbow.

Is Hagbard seeking narcotic relief from the ladies of the night from Nottingham?

Tune into the "Daily Handbag Conspiracy Of the Day",bought to you by Billy Ruben,courtesy of Sodlike Productions Forum.,







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Post  Billy Ruben on Wed Sep 27, 2017 2:26 pm

Bumped for the mayor





Billy Ruben wrote:And if true that Hagbard Celine is delving into narcotic blissful Oblivion,is this the mysterious "lady of the night" that led the poor vulnerable emotionally broken Conspiracy Theorist down the dark avenue of drugs and late night orgies,with mixed and same sex couples.If true and he becomes addicted,you can find Hagbard late at night,blowing knobs of "Chubby Chasers" for the moderate sum of $40,in the mist ridden shadey alleys of Nottingham,bobbing for apples in the back of a Vauxhaul.

Is this the lady to Hagbard? As Nancy Spungen was to Sid Vicious (John Beverly),tune in another time,as our moles and spies gather photographic evidence.Hope he's wearing a pink tutu with fairy wings...






BTW,great set of lips she has and the sassy way she licks and devours that ice-cream had me on the edge of my chair.Lovely.

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Post  Billy Ruben on Wed Sep 27, 2017 2:32 pm

Ahhh,this too,have fun sir....Billy Out






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This photo is very revealing.Not for the stains on his T-Shirt,,which I feel for him there,not being able to see his feet or have to go through the legs to wipe his arse.Having long nails was rather hard to wipe bum with,I know,I grew inch long nails and hardened them back in 2004,as weapons and appeal of course,more than once piecing the paper and they ended up as shit scooper.

But Hagbard,works/formerly worked in the medical trade.If he was giving blood or having test done,wouldn't he know better than to go to cheap arse sub-continentla doctors,who pop veins quite consistently ?

Hmmm,is Hagbard left-handed ?
There,you may have your answer.It looks like a large guage needle was used,popping his vein and you only use large guage for methadone.
So,I'd say,poor workmanship there old son,the needle for me,was no more than a toothbrush and quite expert at using it,"fitting" many users up for a cut.

I don't admire your style there Handbag,very amateurish.


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Post  Cigar on Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:12 am



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Re: Droike is trying to get into Hagbard's forum!!!

Post  Cigar on Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:43 am

Maybe he was better off when he was In-Diane-a Jones rolf



After all she had his kid, which he couldn't manage to look after, I guess not all of us are suited to parenting I myself am the same but still though if Jones wanted to shove it in then I guess he had to face the consequences, his actions spoke louder than him lol!
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Post  Cigar on Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:16 pm

Cigar wrote:Maybe he was better off when he was In-Diane-a Jones rolf



After all she had his kid, which he couldn't manage to look after, I guess not all of us are suited to parenting I myself am the same but still though if Jones wanted to shove it in then I guess he had to face the consequences, his actions spoke louder than him lol!

It's... let's pick on a fat lad on a week day day boobies rolf
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