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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:00 am

Anyone Fancy Going On Holiday With David Icke...???



In February 1991, David visited the pre-Inca Sillustani burial ground near Puno, Peru...

He felt drawn to a large mound of earth, at the top of which lay a circle of waist-high stones.
As he stood in the circle, he again felt his feet pulled to the earth as if by a magnet, and an urge to outstretch his arms.
His feet started vibrating, and his head felt as though a drill was passing through it.
Two thoughts entered his mind: that people will be talking about this in 100 years, and then, "it will be over when you feel the rain."

http://www.davidickeperuexperience.info/

It'll cost you $7497.00 US per person not including flights.

http://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=200323

Bring Your Own Beer And Contrapcetive Devices If You Are A Woman...!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=227m9lw5CcI




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Re: Anyone Fancy Going On Holiday With David Icke...???

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:19 am

If I Wish To Get Out Of My Head,

And Fuck Personal Assistants (Secretaries)

I Will Pay A Visit To My Gentlemans Club In Gloucester...

At Least They Have Got A Jacuzzi...

And A Torture Room...!!!

(Mounds, Drills And Rain Not Included...

But Whatever Floats Your Boat...!!!)


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:53 am



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Post  Lady Tis-Shine on Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:28 am

This sounds like a dream come true, to actually see Mr David Icke and hold his hands and tell him to his face how enlightened one has become. cthulhu
You know something, I do feel that ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE DIF SHOULD BE PREMMIE SUBSCRIBERS because that forum is a platform for them to actually post stuff that another forum will never allow, like the Inifate Icke forum which will only allow threads which do not question them.
Peru, lovely and does Mr David Icke know that there are loads of UFOs which travel special there. cthulhu

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Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:52 am

LADY TIS-SHINE wrote:This sounds like a dream come true, to actually see Mr David Icke and hold his hands and tell him to his face how enlightened one has become. cthulhu
You know something, I do feel that ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE DIF SHOULD BE PREMMIE SUBSCRIBERS because that forum is a platform for them to actually post stuff that another forum will never allow, like the Inifate Icke forum which will only allow threads which do not question them.
Peru, lovely and does Mr David Icke know that there are loads of UFOs which travel special there. cthulhu


I am grateful to David Icke and most of the forums management.
They allowed a very revealing thread that names Occultist,of the nasty kind,their businesses,sensitive information,the whole lot.

So I don't want them thinking I'm all negative in my views towards them,I'm not.That thread,probably saved my life by exposing them.They try to get you to swear to secrecy,the occults that is,but only take that opportunity to fuck you over even more.You have to do,what I never wanted to do,publicly expose them and yourself.And let the readers judge for themselves.I know what they say about me.
Counter accusations,incest and murder,it's what they do for fun.I only defend myself with deadly force,never ever instigate it.

I'll go back to DIF soon enough.Redo that thread,since I understand it better from the time I first wrote it and may throw Webanarchys version of Taree Police in their for good measure.It's for coverage and whos got the biggest forum of them all.Mr Icke.



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Post  John Drake on Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:38 pm

Lets look at some facts and see if there is a pattern here

1. Someone emails Icke Inc and says they do trips to peru and wants to know how much to advertise the trips on the Icke website.

2. Icke smells the chance to make a quick buck and dosent answer the email but soon starts to advertise the same trip at 3 times the cost.

3. Icke claims he is making no money when people see what a scam it is.

Making no money lol yeah right, hes selling the same trip for 3 times the price you can get it for and you can get it for a third of the price with flights. On the Icke scam flights are not included so we are looking at closer to 4 times the price.

Now Tiswas will moan whats his finances got to do with you and he has every right to make money. Well my answer is i couldnt give a shit about how much money he makes its how he does it. Tiswas says hes loaded and good on him, he is and thats because he conns so many fools out of money they cant afford to give. The thing is Icke is always moaning he is skint and makes no money. Thats my beef with him, he expects people to give him money because he lies and says hes skint. The fools cant live without him and he plays on that by saying if you dont give he will pack it in. I know of people who give rich man Icke money because he lies to them about being skint and its money they cant afford to give and their familys and children go without so Icke the liar can live it up.

Reading the thread about this on DIF people are not happy. Maybe some of the sheep are starting to wake up to what a con Icke is. Some tossers are still saying he would have made mors if he hadnt jacked his job in at the BBC. Truth is he never really had a full time job at the BBC. He was Mr fill in on a part time contract which in the end was never renewed 1 because he was shit and 2 because he said he wouldnt pay his tax. Lets say Ickes house is on fire, he would expect the fire brigade to come and put it out but he dosent think he should have to pay for it he wants us to pay for him. Just like his devorce and lible cases. He expects others to pay his way all the time while he conns them out of every bit of cash he can.

I expect a load of abuse from Tiswas. What i dont expect is her addressing any of the points ive raised.

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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:42 pm

Here You Go, The Same Trip, Minus Icke, Half The Price...

SEPTEMBER EQUINOX IN THE ANDES WITH MALLKU
- Embracing the Master Path -

13 Day Soul-Journ to the Andes of Peru
September 17 - 29, 2012 • Price (US)$3605


http://www.sacredperuadventures.com/programs/2012/September/2012_andes_september_itnerary.html


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Post  John Drake on Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:19 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Here You Go, The Same Trip, Minus Icke, Half The Price...

SEPTEMBER EQUINOX IN THE ANDES WITH MALLKU
- Embracing the Master Path -

13 Day Soul-Journ to the Andes of Peru
September 17 - 29, 2012 • Price (US)$3605


http://www.sacredperuadventures.com/programs/2012/September/2012_andes_september_itnerary.html


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My best so far is the same price as yours but 15 days and flights included.

I dont mind Icke making money out of the fools its the claim that he's making no money thats the piss off. He must be making 4 grand per person at least. We cant even get him for scamming because they have now said should they make any money it will all be put back into the cause, yeah paying Ickes bills that everyone gets.

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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:28 pm

John Drake wrote:

My best so far is the same price as yours but 15 days and flights included.

I dont mind Icke making money out of the fools its the claim that he's making no money thats the piss off. He must be making 4 grand per person at least. We cant even get him for scamming because they have now said should they make any money it will all be put back into the cause, yeah paying Ickes bills that everyone gets.


The One I Quoted Uses The Same Tour Guide As Icke, Some Enlightend Chap Called Mallku (Malcolm)

This Is The Cheapest I've Found...


The Inca Trail
7 days | Trip Code: SPIT (2012)
Countries Visited
Inca Trail Machu Picchu Peru


£385GBP

http://gap.statravel.co.uk/trips/the-inca-trail/SPIT/2012/

UK £385 = US $606.11

That's More Than 10X's Cheaper...

All These Tours Follow The Same Route, Anyway.

And The Place Is Crawling With People

Queues And Crowds Everywhere...!!!




Disneyland On LSD...Or Should I Say Ayahusca...!!!

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Post  daddlepoms on Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:58 pm

the dumps up thata way

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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:02 pm

It All Sounds Very Hockey Cokey This Ayahuasca Shamanic Stuff...

But Be A Bit Careful...


Peru AYAHUASCA - A Bad Trip!


Hi,

A friend of mine who is a very attractive tall and voluptuous blonde haired woman recently got back from 3 weeks in peru living in the jungle with the shamen taking ayahuasca.

In the lead up to the trip she was really looking forward to it, she's been doing courses in spiritual development, enlightenment, learning, personal growth and broadening of the senses and the mind etc. for many years.
For her, the trip to Peru was to be the culmination of years of voyaging into the frontiers many refuse to acknowledge exist, a gateway to the next level of learning if you will.

Because she is attractive and blonde, her experiences with a lot of men have been negative.
(you know, being harassed sexually, and constantly fending off horny husbands and drunk losers).
One of the reasons she went to the jungle is because she wanted to clear her perceptions and to rid herself of the "most men are perverts and arseholes" mindset.

So anyway......

First day there the supposed "shaman" sneaks into her tent with a hard on in his soccer shorts and is grabbing her and rubbing himself all over her, and humping her legs as she is kicking and slapping him away, whilst high on ayahuasca.
He's demanding sex and she's freaking out.

She complains to the people onsite in charge of the "shamen" and gets told, "This is not the first time we've had a complaint about him, don't worry about it".

So for the next three weeks, he's there trying to gross her out by flickering his tongue at her crotch every time she's in proximity and when they did this cleansing bath thing, he insisted on taking her into the baths alone and tried to pull her clothes off.

So instead of conversing with god, experiencing her own death and ridding herself of demons and talking with multi dimensional entities about the nature of reality, she spent three weeks paranoid to fuck hiding in her tent and planing how to murder her spiritual guide if he tried to rape her.

nice.

I don't know what the credentials for being a shaman are, but i'd wager being a horny rapist and a sick fucker were not the requests in the ad and that was not in the brochure.

She's pretty much resigned to the fact that most men are beasts and still saying it was an amazing trip, but she is highly pissed off at the moment and is recomposing herself before putting in an official complaint with the tour organiser.


http://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=37987


Now As A Red Bloodied Male,

I Can Really See Nothing Wrong In Getting Pissed Up With A Girl In The Pub,

Loosing Your Inhibitions A Bit,

Finding A Bit Of Rapport,

Dancing Around,

And Doing A Bit Of Karioke...

Ending Up At Their Place...

With Beer Goggles Being Worn By Both Parties...

And Indulging In A Bit Of Drunken Consentual Coitus...

Exchanging Phone Numbers...

The Tequila Walk Of Shame Home...

And Then Hoping You Don't Bump Into Them At The Co-Op...

But Some People Are Looking For A Spiritual Experience...

Not A One Night Stand Up The "Lion"....

These Blokes Are Pretty Much Like Spanish Waiters,

Capitalising On The Vunerable, Sensitive Women...

Personally, I Don't See Anything Wrong In Casual Relationships...

But It's Gotta Be In The Spirit Of "You'll Do For Now"

I'm Gonna Regret This In The Morning...

And I'll Call You In The Week, Kinda Thing...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:43 pm



Promoter of Andean Culture, Mallku is a sensitive, artistic human being, a gifted Visionary, a Spiritual Leader and a warrior of light in this generation, with passion and devotion in promoting awareness, accuracy and clarity in all areas of research of Andean Culture.
He is an internationally respected teacher, lecturer, prolific writer, photographer and humanitarian, revealing immense pride, dedication and expertise in presenting his amazing teachings and sharing of the Ancient Solar Initiations and the important secrets of Initiation and Shamanic experiences revealed by the Ancient Sages in their Sacred Power Places in the Andes.
Mallku is an intuitive expert in the understanding and translation of the esoteric knowledge within Andean Archaeo-astronomy, which he first revealed in his book "Camino Iniciático Inka, el Despertar del Puma" (Inka Initiation Path – the Awakening of the Puma).
Mallku teaches about the Millenarian Culture of the Andes, promoting the Shamanic experience as one of the Paths of Liberation for the present generation.

http://www.andes007.com/aboutMALLKU.html

What A Snake Oil Salesman...ie...Sleazeball...!!!

Now I Will Say, Be Very Carefull With Them Hallucogenic Drugs...

I Am A Veteran Of Over 1,000 Acid Trips...

And I Must Say I Enjoyed Everyone Of Them Exept For The 3 Before The Last One...

I Actually Enjoyed My Last Trip...




Now You Got To Remember That Acid Is Not Just A Visual Hallucogeun...

It's Auditory,

And A Paranoid Version Of Reality...

Now I'm Not A Huge Fan Of Cannabis....

It Takes Me To The Doors Of Hell...

Hallucogenic Stuff Opens The Doors...

And You Don't Just Have An Eight Hour Trip...

You Are Pretty Much Trapped There...

Mallku...

You Freindly Spiritual Guide Becomes This...




Drugs Are Big Buisness In South America...

And Ayahuasca Is A Commidity Drug Now...!!!




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Post  daddlepoms on Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:46 pm

in other news, arnold schwarzenegger..... came with a gun & an angel's halo


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:55 pm

K-Federino wrote:in other news, arnold schwarzenegger..... came with a gun & an angel's halo



And A Tab (Or Whatever Of Ayahuasca)

Vomiting Is Got To Be Very Frightening When Your Tripping...

It's The Chocking Reflex-That Sends A Signal To The Brain-

OMG I've Been Poisoned And I'm Gonna Die...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:20 am

$7497.00 X 20

That Amount Of Money Could Probably Cure Hunger, Vaccinate An African State Against A Preventable Disease,
Educate People,
And Save Countless Lives...

Not Be Spent On A Self Indulgent Pointless Excersize That A Hug Would Cure (Or At Least An Acknowlegement Of Belonging To The Human Race ...!!!!)


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