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Post  Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! on Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:01 pm

What A Fucking Nightmare...!!!

Well My Bank Account Went Dollally...

So I Had To Resort To Selling Drugs On The Street...(Viagra)

I Made About £50 Quids...

But My Heart Wasn't Innit...

So I Went Home...

Fuck The Banksters...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:06 pm

Keep A Couple Of Hundred Quids Down Your Sock For Emergincies...!!!

Or At Least A Bartering System In Place...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:17 pm

I'm Rich In A Deal Or No Deal Type Way...!!!



But This Dealing I Find Distasteful...


But Profitable...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:27 pm

You See There Is Nowt Wrong With Makiing A Bit Of Spon...

It's A Bit Illusionary...


But If Your Competitors Push Themselves Into Your Space...

Then Violence Will Not Be Implied...

I Got My Peep On This...!!!!

Silly Dave...!!!



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Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:59 pm

Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! wrote:What A Fucking Nightmare...!!!

Well My Bank Account Went Dollally...

So I Had To Resort To Selling Drugs On The Street...(Viagra)

I Made About £50 Quids...

But My Heart Wasn't Innit...

So I Went Home...

Fuck The Banksters...!!!


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Don't sell out and do "Deal or No Deal".
Blowing old men at 30 pounds a pop gives much higher returns.Then you're a Hustler,Cool,like James Dean...


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:52 pm

Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! wrote:What A Fucking Nightmare...!!!

Well My Bank Account Went Dollally...

So I Had To Resort To Selling Drugs On The Street...(Viagra)

I Made About £50 Quids...

But My Heart Wasn't Innit...

So I Went Home...

Fuck The Banksters...!!!





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Late Breaking News !!!!

In the last 12 hours,
there has been a sharp rise in the Gloustershire area,of homeless derelicts holding up Paki managed 24 hour petrol stations,with an erection.

These erect penises,having no place to go and are busy armed robbing service stations in the Gloustershire area,to raise money to purchase the services of low market street prostitutes.

There have been reports of a destitute blonde spikey haired demon in the area,selling his evil wares,Viagra,within the lower Gloustershire area.
A general APB has been issued and locals are asked by police to help with their enquiries.
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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Feb 19, 2012 2:47 am

Billy Ruben wrote:


Late Breaking News !!!!

In the last 12 hours,
there has been a sharp rise in the Gloustershire area,of homeless derelicts holding up Paki managed 24 hour petrol stations,with an erection.

These erect penises,having no place to go and are busy armed robbing service stations in the Gloustershire area,to raise money to purchase the services of low market street prostitutes.

There have been reports of a destitute blonde spikey haired demon in the area,selling his evil wares,Viagra,within the lower Gloustershire area.
A general APB has been issued and locals are asked by police to help with their enquiries.

Police Are Looking For Hardened Criminals...LOL...!!!

A Hairdressing Salon Was Also Broken Into...Police Are Combing The Area...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:04 am

Well I Did Learn This Lesson Years Ago...

Always Keep Some Cash In Your Shoe...

But Somehow I Forgot About It...

Oh Well, I Wont Be Doing That Again...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:11 am

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:


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If This Situation Ever Turned Up,

I Think I Would Gamble It...

£250,000 Or A Penny Or £60,000 Quid...

Innit To Win It, Ennit...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:37 am

I Have Watched This Programme...



And It's Not Really About Money,

It's About Inconsequental People Being Thrust Into The Limelight,

Forced To Make Decisions...

(For Once In Their Lives The Spotlight Picks Them Out)

And Then Fading Back Into Obscurity...

Bit Like Life Then...

Everybody Should Know Now That It's Called Currency Because It Ebbs And Flows...

At The Moment Mine Is Like The Tide Because It Lifts All The Boats In The Harbour...!!!

But Remember The Tide Goes Out Aswell...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:02 am

Billy Ruben wrote:


Late Breaking News !!!!

In the last 12 hours,
there has been a sharp rise in the Gloustershire area,of homeless derelicts holding up Paki managed 24 hour petrol stations,with an erection.

These erect penises,having no place to go and are busy armed robbing service stations in the Gloustershire area,to raise money to purchase the services of low market street prostitutes.

There have been reports of a destitute blonde spikey haired demon in the area,selling his evil wares,Viagra,within the lower Gloustershire area.
A general APB has been issued and locals are asked by police to help with their enquiries.

I Bring Happyness To Dysfunctional Males,
It's Basically A Mental Block Anyway...

Do You Really Think Women Want A Hard Dick...

They Probably Need A Kiss And A Cuddle...

And To Feel Loved...

Alpha Males What A Joke...!!!

But A Very Exploitable Joke For Cash...!!!




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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:15 am

Dysfunctional Men Often Do The Penis Envy Thang...



Trophy Wives, Flash Cars etc...



But Bedroom Politics Is Quite Important...

In France They Call It "Le Petite Morte"

Little Death... So It's A Big Industry That I Attempt To Infiltrate...

Sex And Death And Taxes...!!!


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:52 am

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:I Have Watched This Programme...



And It's Not Really About Money,

It's About Inconsequental People Being Thrust Into The Limelight,

Forced To Make Decisions...

(For Once In Their Lives The Spotlight Picks Them Out)

And Then Fading Back Into Obscurity...

Bit Like Life Then...

Everybody Should Know Now That It's Called Currency Because It Ebbs And Flows...

At The Moment Mine Is Like The Tide Because It Lifts All The Boats In The Harbour...!!!

But Remember The Tide Goes Out Aswell...!!!


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Don't know about that show,but I do remember your very worst export,Quiz Fuckin' Mania.You have mania trying to guess their obscure refences,drove me insane.It was great when they pulled it.Saved alot of peoples sanity that one.

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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:55 am

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:


Late Breaking News !!!!

In the last 12 hours,
there has been a sharp rise in the Gloustershire area,of homeless derelicts holding up Paki managed 24 hour petrol stations,with an erection.

These erect penises,having no place to go and are busy armed robbing service stations in the Gloustershire area,to raise money to purchase the services of low market street prostitutes.

There have been reports of a destitute blonde spikey haired demon in the area,selling his evil wares,Viagra,within the lower Gloustershire area.
A general APB has been issued and locals are asked by police to help with their enquiries.

I Bring Happyness To Dysfunctional Males,
It's Basically A Mental Block Anyway...

Do You Really Think Women Want A Hard Dick...

They Probably Need A Kiss And A Cuddle...

And To Feel Loved...

Alpha Males What A Joke...!!!

But A Very Exploitable Joke For Cash...!!!




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See,you are part of a con-artist industry.Viagra,is exactly what it is,a plcebo.It's really a mental block like you said,married 30 years,you do tend to get tired of the same pussy.Yes,I feel the way they do.Odd fantasy,or the voices in my head get me going again.She's really filthy though...

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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:03 am

If You Can't Beat 'Em Join 'Em...

And Get Filthy Rich...

Toodle Pip, My Lobsters Ready...!!!

I Remember The Day When I Was Lobster Fishing In The Isles Of Scilly...

Filthy Creatures...!!!


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:03 am

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:


Late Breaking News !!!!

In the last 12 hours,
there has been a sharp rise in the Gloustershire area,of homeless derelicts holding up Paki managed 24 hour petrol stations,with an erection.

These erect penises,having no place to go and are busy armed robbing service stations in the Gloustershire area,to raise money to purchase the services of low market street prostitutes.

There have been reports of a destitute blonde spikey haired demon in the area,selling his evil wares,Viagra,within the lower Gloustershire area.
A general APB has been issued and locals are asked by police to help with their enquiries.

Police Are Looking For Hardened Criminals...LOL...!!!

A Hairdressing Salon Was Also Broken Into...Police Are Combing The Area...!!!


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I knew you'd like it.Does wonders,when you give up doing serious work,knowing you're gonna be trolled to death and resort back to the old ways,mindless humour.

But I'd keep an eye on the fallout from your Viagra industries.Never know the truth in the above scenario.

Ya got my PO Box,send me a couple,with instructions,what to do.Promise I won't melt them down and filter it so I can mainline them,Have some trust Sod.I heard,an urban legend,most likely shit,some guy jacked up his cock with cocaine and he had a hard-on for two weeks,until it went gangrenous.I reckon that's just the scare tactics put out by the alcohol and beverages companies,to keep people from much more enjoyable substances...like drugs.

It's a conspiracy.


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:05 am

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:If You Can't Beat 'Em Join 'Em...

And Get Filthy Rich...

Toodle Pip, My Lobsters Ready...!!!

I Remember The Day When I Was Lobster Fishing In The Isles Of Scilly...

Filthy Creatures...!!!


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LObster ?????

Like 15 pounds a kilo.
Oh,you're doing it real tough I see...


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