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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:02 pm

Dating...

Well I'm Out On A Hot Date Tonight...

From A Girl From School...

I Think I Done All The Right Things Bath, Shower, Kelvin Kline, Shave, Brushed Teeth
Clean Clothes etc...

But The Thing Is To Get Back To My Sylvette Self, I Havn't Eaten For A Few Days...

And I'm Feeling A Bit Giddy....

The First Pint Is Gonna Get Me Really Pissed...!!!

Wish Me Luck...!!!


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Post  daddlepoms on Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:19 pm

she already hates you

her intention is to stick a broom stick up your ass & get you to suck off her father while her mother beats you off into her brother's mouth

highschool sweat hearts are filthy molesters, you'd do better with granny crab tree, atleast then you get apples, plus when you give your chick crabs she knows the deal is sealed

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Post  daddlepoms on Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:23 pm

K-Federino wrote:she already hates you

her intention is to stick a broom stick up your ass & get you to suck off her father while her mother beats you off into her brother's mouth

highschool sweat hearts are filthy molesters, you'd do better with granny crab tree, atleast then you get apples, plus when you give your chick crabs she knows the deal is sealed

on that note, I'm sure it will be worth your while

as long as you give her the ole sod treatment

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Post  daddlepoms on Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:31 pm

I'm sure this might be your one sod.

hang back in your paree & let her come to you

a converstion expert listens 80% & talks 20%

don't try to tell her about you, let her figure it out on her own

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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:55 am

Last Night Was A Good Night To Get Into A Scuffle...NOT...!!!



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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:21 am

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Last Night Was A Good Night To Get Into A Scuffle...NOT...!!!



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She beat you up????

I thought with all that charm she oozed,I considered you might be forced fist fucked...but never saw you'd get beat up,eh?

We live and learn...well,errr...we live.



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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:23 am

K-Federino wrote:she already hates you

her intention is to stick a broom stick up your ass & get you to suck off her father while her mother beats you off into her brother's mouth

highschool sweat hearts are filthy molesters, you'd do better with granny crab tree, atleast then you get apples, plus when you give your chick crabs she knows the deal is sealed


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:28 am

Billy Ruben wrote:
McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Last Night Was A Good Night To Get Into A Scuffle...NOT...!!!



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She beat you up????

I thought with all that charm she oozed,I considered you might be forced fist fucked...but never saw you'd get beat up,eh?

We live and learn...well,errr...we live.




But then again...


McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Bawdy Tales Don't Have To Be Gross...

But It Helps...

For Instance My Mate Recommended I Take Debbie Out For A Drink...

I Phoned Her Up, And We We'nt Out For A Meal...

During The Meal I Asked Her What She Was Into...

She Said I Like Being Fingered , Licked Out...And Being Fucked From Behind...

Jesus, I Wasn't Expecting That...

I Thought The Answer Would Be Social Security, Child Benefit And Jeremy Kyle...

But Hey Who's To Argue With Raging Testerone...

"She's A Keeper, I Thought"

I Saw Her Out Last Weekend, Squeezed Into A Size Eight Dress...

With A Size 16 Figure....

Class...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:26 am

It Seems To Be A Lot Worse Today...

No I Got Into A Bit Of A Scuffle With A Couple Of Youths Up By The Park On The Way Home...

I Wil Have To Go Up The Hospital To Get It Stiiched Up Now...!!!




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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:20 am

DIY Home Surgery...



Lurvelly Jubbley...!!!

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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:52 am

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:It Seems To Be A Lot Worse Today...

No I Got Into A Bit Of A Scuffle With A Couple Of Youths Up By The Park On The Way Home...

I Wil Have To Go Up The Hospital To Get It Stiiched Up Now...!!!




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You know what I think of you mostly and you know the risk with your lifestyle.

But this is not my curse come to pass.All curses and psychic projection have been put on hold indefinitely.

You're gonna have to open it up and clean it properly.

If you were a mate,I'd teach you a few things so no fucker would even look at you,let alone touch you.

But you lack skill,let alone belief in the Black Arts.

Turning your aura from light blue to deathly black in a split second is one...Just ask Icke,he's seen it.

Learn esoterica.first,then fisticuffs after.

You might've come along way Sod,don't expect the rest of the world too.

You're still going to pay for all the problems and rumours you've done through your life to others...and yes,Sod,I had something to do with the world turning on you...But I can and have changed it.

Be a good Sod.



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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:58 am

BTW...the date did'nt get you beat up????

Fuckin' chavs know where to hit,nasty eye-brow cut.

They break your teeth,you slash their throats with the broken ends.

nah...fuck this,I'm not going back to black...you're on your own.

I have'nt even started.

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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:04 am

Billy Ruben wrote:BTW...the date did'nt get you beat up????

Fuckin' chavs know where to hit,nasty eye-brow cut.

They break your teeth,you slash their throats with the broken ends.

nah...fuck this,I'm not going back to black...you're on your own.

I have'nt even started.


Oh no...I got some bad ideas in my head.In Freedom From The Reptiles,I admit at 22 I was to become the greatest serial killer of all time.

I was going to "Ice",cops,politicians,lawyers,beaurocrats,religeous figures,criminals,rapist.....

To knock those kinds off,takes training and practice....

I got some bad ideas man...I even practiced the psychology and remarks,to destroy their will to live,the examples and pre-sets to set the benchmark.

Nah man,not going there.


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:06 am

Billy Ruben wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:BTW...the date did'nt get you beat up????

Fuckin' chavs know where to hit,nasty eye-brow cut.

They break your teeth,you slash their throats with the broken ends.

nah...fuck this,I'm not going back to black...you're on your own.

I have'nt even started.


Oh no...I got some bad ideas in my head.In Freedom From The Reptiles,I admit at 22 I was to become the greatest serial killer of all time.

I was going to "Ice",cops,politicians,lawyers,beaurocrats,religeous figures,criminals,rapist.....

To knock those kinds off,takes training and practice....

I got some bad ideas man...I even practiced the psychology and remarks,to destroy their will to live,the examples and pre-sets to set the benchmark.

Nah man,not going there.



satisfying...but not worth the kharma.
Opposames...yes,but very satisfying.

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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:14 am

I Have Always Been Opposed To Physical Violence...

As A Way To Resolve Conflicts...

But Sometimes A Good Old Fashioned Scrap Is The Best Policy...

With Rules...ie Take Your Jacket Off And Don't Kick A Man When He's Down...

Shake Hands When It's Over...And No Hard Feelings etc...

It's Basically What The Animals Do...

And Is A Tried And Tested Evolutionary Trait To Establish Some Sort Of Heirarchy Within The Pack...

Yes You Can Say That People Like Steven Hawkins And Richard Dawkins Have Outdone Evolution But It Still Boils Down To Survival...

This Is A Good Book/Stageplay That Defines This Premise...




Act One is set in Loam Hall, the household of Lord Loam, a British peer, Crichton being his butler.
Loam considers the class divisions in British society to be artificial. He promotes his views during tea-parties where servants mingle with his aristocratic guests, to the embarrassment of all.
Crichton particularly disapproves, considering the class system to be "the natural outcome of a civilised society".

At the beginning of Act Two, Loam, his family and friends, and Crichton are shipwrecked on a deserted tropical island.
The resourceful Crichton is the only one of the party with any practical knowledge, and he assumes, initially with reluctance, the position of leader.
This role begins to take on sinister tones when he starts training Ernest, one of the young aristocrats with them, to break a liking for laboured epigrams by putting his head in a bucket of water whenever he makes one.
Crichton's social betters at first resist his growing influence and go their separate ways, but in a pivotal scene they return, showing their acquiescence by accepting the food Crichton alone has been able to find and cook.

Act Three reveals the island two years later.
Crichton has civilised the island with farming and house building and now, called "the Guv.",
is waited on with the trappings and privileges of power, just as his master had been in Britain.
Lady Mary, Loam's daughter, falls in love with him, forgetting her engagement to Lord Brocklehurst at home.
Just as she and Crichton are about to be married by a clergyman who was shipwrecked with them, the sound of a ship's gun is heard.
After a moment's temptation not to reveal their whereabouts, Crichton makes the conventionally decent choice and launches a signal.
As the rescuers greet the castaways, he resumes his status as butler.

Act Four (subtitled "The Other Island") is set back at Loam Hall, where the status quo ante has returned uneasily.
The Loams and their friends are embarrassed by Crichton's presence, since Ernest has published a false account of events on the island, presenting himself and Lord Loam in key roles.
Lady Brocklehurst, Lord Brocklehurst's mother, quizzes the family and servants about events on the island, suspecting that Lady Mary may have been unfaithful to Lord Brocklehurst.
The household evades these questions, except for a final one when Lady Mary reacts with shock – "Oh no, impossible..." – to the suggestion that Crichton might become butler at her married household.
To protect her, Crichton explains the impossibility is due to his leaving service, and the play ends with his and Lady Mary's regretful final parting.


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:21 am

Billy Ruben wrote:
McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:It Seems To Be A Lot Worse Today...

No I Got Into A Bit Of A Scuffle With A Couple Of Youths Up By The Park On The Way Home...

I Wil Have To Go Up The Hospital To Get It Stiiched Up Now...!!!




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You know what I think of you mostly and you know the risk with your lifestyle.

But this is not my curse come to pass.All curses and psychic projection have been put on hold indefinitely.

You're gonna have to open it up and clean it properly.

If you were a mate,I'd teach you a few things so no fucker would even look at you,let alone touch you.

But you lack skill,let alone belief in the Black Arts.

Turning your aura from light blue to deathly black in a split second is one...Just ask Icke,he's seen it.

Learn esoterica.first,then fisticuffs after.

You might've come along way Sod,don't expect the rest of the world too.

You're still going to pay for all the problems and rumours you've done through your life to others...and yes,Sod,I had something to do with the world turning on you...But I can and have changed it.

Be a good Sod.




But lucky for you,I'm a bit of a gypsy and can be bought off.You can make up for your atrocities to me,with the click of the buy now button...for me of course.

And it's a good' un.Not only is it manual,it has the EL XR6 motor,with thermo fans.He has'nt advertised it but I can tell,from the pics.It runs on gas too....Top of my list to buy.



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Remember this Sod...consider what I have said and the times you've upset me and check your own lfe out for the last year and a half.

Got the message.
Appease my demon,life will go good.

That is all for now.

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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:24 am

Well Billy, I Am A Pure Soul Who Radiates Nothing But Light And Love...

But You Do Realise How A Magnet Works...

And I Punched Those Fuckers Out With Nothing But Love And Joy In My Heart...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:30 am

Billy Ruben wrote:

Remember this Sod...consider what I have said and the times you've upset me and check your own lfe out for the last year and a half.

Got the message.
Appease my demon,life will go good.

That is all for now.

Well Billy, Now That I Have A Deep Scar And A Detached Retina...

I Will Remember This Mark Of Life...

And Not Get Involved In Other Peoples Problems...!!!

But I'm Not The Sort Of Person To Turn My Back On Anything...

But I Will Do In Future...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:42 am

And After The Shame I Feel Of Hurting 2 Other Human Beings...

I Just Wanna Curl Up In A Ball In The Corner...

It's Not Realy My Thing Man...!!!


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:56 am

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Well Billy, I Am A Pure Soul Who Radiates Nothing But Light And Love...

But You Do Realise How A Magnet Works...

And I Punched Those Fuckers Out With Nothing But Love And Joy In My Heart...!!!


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:59 am

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:And After The Shame I Feel Of Hurting 2 Other Human Beings...

I Just Wanna Curl Up In A Ball In The Corner...

It's Not Realy My Thing Man...!!!


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Most human types have that reaction.At least you're not gleeful.The mistake here,you're classing them under your system of respect and good will to others.Those punks,would beat you,then rape your mother and laugh about it.

The people I deal with...Now you know why.

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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:05 am

I Am In Excruiating Pain Right Now...

And It's Not Just My Eye...

I Think The Fuckers Got Me In The Ribs Too...

I Think I Will Lie Down For A Bit...!!!


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:12 am

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:

Remember this Sod...consider what I have said and the times you've upset me and check your own lfe out for the last year and a half.

Got the message.
Appease my demon,life will go good.

That is all for now.

Well Billy, Now That I Have A Deep Scar And A Detached Retina...

I Will Remember This Mark Of Life...

And Not Get Involved In Other Peoples Problems...!!!

But I'm Not The Sort Of Person To Turn My Back On Anything...

But I Will Do In Future...!!!


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What you should've said,I'm so sorry to compound the problems of others and to not use their weaknesses as a tool and weapon to further hurt them even more,than what has already happened.

You have'nt followed as close as I suspected.

Mr Busteeds daughter,Tania...

Right eye was it?...I owe you for the sclerosis you know.Nearly killed me.I did'nt give out all the details for fun.I did it so others can see the patterns.You and Lilly are so stupid,I offered you both more than once and easy way out,But nah!!!!,everyone has to learn the hard way.

Alright,look at it like this Julian.

Think of all the nasty little things you even THOUGHT about me,that's where I'll make you pay.I'm offering you a cheap and easy way out,or do I have to further read what happens to you.Get off your arse and do something good for once,then,fortunes will change,throw it in my face as insult,it'll be me that turns my back for the last time.

Learn.

The patterns...the equations are already in place.

Remember the amusement you got from my misfortunes,my burnt wagon...come on account for once instead of turninmg a blind eye,you will see it.

Up to you,I recognise your free will,even though you do not for others.Have it your way Sod,have it your way.You may annoy and insult me,But I watch you closely.And everything I say,comes to pass.

You were always wrong about me old chap.And I never wanted to be the example to show you different.

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Post  daddlepoms on Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:22 am

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Well Billy, I Am A Pure Soul Who Radiates Nothing But Light And Love...

But You Do Realise How A Magnet Works...

And I Punched Those Fuckers Out With Nothing But Love And Joy In My Heart...!!!


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you'll be a better man for it sod

within two weeks you'll meet the stunner of your life

she'll love the shiner to

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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:49 am

It Still Bloody Well Hurts After Almost 18 Hours...

My Eye Has All But Closed Up Now...!!!


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