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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:18 am

The Last Thing Di Said To Me...On The Ouija,
Was I'm Not With Dodi No More...I'm In A Lesbian Relationship With Mother Theresa...
We Are Waiting For Hugh Hefner...It Wont Be Long...

Look After The Boys, Pray For A Footballer Who Had A Heart Attack...

And Paul Burrell Is A Cunt...

She Seems Loveley In The Astral...

But She's Got A Mouth Like A Sailor...!!!




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Re: Dating Again...

Post  daddlepoms on Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:27 am

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:The Last Thing Di Said To Me...On The Ouija,
Was I'm Not With Dodi No More...I'm In A Lesbian Relationship With Mother Theresa...
We Are Waiting For Hugh Hefner...It Wont Be Long...

Look After The Boys, Pray For A Footballer Who Had A Heart Attack...

And Paul Burrell Is A Cunt...

She Seems Loveley In The Astral...

But She's Got A Mouth Like A Sailor...!!!




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what a babe, would loved to have seen her hit the gym & gain like 10 or 15 lbs of muscle, that would make me swim the English channel
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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:43 am

Tonight I Have Got A Parkinson Moment With Michael Hutchence, David Carradine And Mark Speight...

Fresh From Pergutory...Don't Hang Around...!!!




This Fascist State Has Become So Suffocating...

We Have To Defame Dead People Now To Avoid Litigation...

But We Can Get Around That...You'll Never Guess What Whitney Houston Said To Me(In Her Asses Milk Coke Bath)
About Michael Jackson...

On The Ouija...

He Fiddled With Jordan Chandler And Paid Him Off...

Tommorow I'Ve Got An Exclusive With Nicole And Ronald...

Though Nicole Has Moved On In Paradise And Is Now Married To Someone Of Her Standing...Gary Coleman...

Who Is Not A Waiter...!!!

The Board Don't Lie...!!!


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  daddlepoms on Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:00 am

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Tonight I Have Got A Parkinson Moment With Michael Hutchence, David Carradine And Mark Speight...

Fresh From Pergutory...Don't Hang Around...!!!




This Fascist State Has Become So Suffocating...

We Have To Defame Dead People Now To Avoid Litigation...

But We Can Get Around That...You'll Never Guess What Whitney Houston Said To Me(In Her Asses Milk Coke Bath)
About Michael Jackson...

On The Ouija...

He Fiddled With Jordan Chandler And Paid Him Off...

Tommorow I'Ve Got An Exclusive With Nicole And Ronald...

Though Nicole Has Moved On In Paradise And Is Now Married To Someone Of Her Standing...Gary Coleman...

Who Is Not A Waiter...!!!

The Board Don't Lie...!!!


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The Fall - Wings

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:56 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:I Am A Tough Guy...

I Was Speaking To John Wayne On The Ouija Board The Other Day...

He Said He Wouldn't Mess With Me...

John Lennon Was A Bit Pissy...

And Guess Who I Would Be Going Out With Now If She Hadn't Been Killed By Prince Phillip...

Princess Di Or Captain Howdy...

It's Hard To Tell On The Psycick Telephone...!!!


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ROFLMAO,
John Wayne was a fag!.
With a name like Marion,I'm sure it inspired Johnny Cash to write a boy named Sue.
LOL
Pazuzu (Captain Howdy),you ever flown on the wings of demons,Oh yeah,right.






Day by day.
The moon gains on me.
Day by day.
The moon gains on me.



Purchased pair of flabby wings.
I took to doing some HOVERING.
Here is a list of incorrect things.



HOVERED mid-air outside a study.
An academic kneaded his chin,
sent in the dust of some cheap magazines.
His academic rust, could not burn them up.



Recruited some gremlins.
To get me clear of the airline routes.
I paid them off with stuffing from my wings.
They had some fun with those cheapo airline snobs.



The stuffing loss made me hit a timelock.
I ended up in the eighteen sixties.
I've been there for one hundred and twenty five years.
A small alteration of the past. Can turn time into space.



Ended up under Ardwick Bridge.
With some veterans from the U.S. Civil War.
They were under Irish patronage.
We shot dead a stupid sergeant,
but I got hit in the crossfire.
The lucky hit made me hit a time lock.



But, when I got back.
The place I made the purchase, no longer exists
I'd erased it under the bridge.



Day by day.
The moon came towards me
By such things.
The moon came towards me.



So now I sleep in ditches.
And hide away from nosey kids.
The wings rot and feather under me.
The wings rot and curl right under me.
A small alteration of the past.
Can turn time into space.
Small touches can alter more than a mere decade.



Wings X 17.
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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:20 am


"Billy Ruben said...
"I found a new psychic healer in Maitland.


And I Found A
New Drain You Can Throw Your Money Down...!!!


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:33 am

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
"Billy Ruben said...
"I found a new psychic healer in Maitland.


And I Found A
New Drain You Can Throw Your Money Down...!!!


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Now,I'd rather blow it on her,than add to your profits from Cocaine dealing there Sod Old Chap...

Now what did I say about wasting time on you.You were'nt addressed and probably won't be in future,despite your childish provacateur entrapments.

Dating all these wastoids,did you blow it with Antiem?
I never ever trouble her to find out what you're up to.In fact,back in 2010,I said she'd be the best bet with romance and all.
Now look at you.Fading with age and drugs and you're really skimming off the bottom there Sod Old Chap,real bottom feeder you become.
Antiem is class mate,Jim blew it with her and you've made a fuck out of yourself.Don't worry Sodicles,I'm only guessing,I never bother her with your shit,unlike the way you play it.Don't care if I lost her either,in fact,hope you had something to do with it.

I like to know who is strong out of the people I cherish.

Now,please,be good doggy,fuckoff,you have no surface or depth.




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McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:LOL, I Have Just Been Chatting To Ned Kelly On The Ouija...

He Confimed To Me That You Are A Tosser...

He Wasn't To Keen On Mick Jagger Too...!!!






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For a guy who don't believe in anything spiritual or occult,you sure quote it out of context or understanding so often.You got have some ability with spirit communication.YOU,I'd never trust or believe in.You have nothing of value with subject.

Even when it suited you,could've helped you,you avoided it,only partially absorbing the stuff that put your conscience and guilt at ease,with your grandfather.Likes to Cherry Pick the best parts to feel better.Awww,just like everybody else.Take what suits you at the time,but reject all that makes you look at yourself.Ha!...Just like everyone.

Fuck-off,it's a waste of time and insult to my intelligence wasting my time on you,for your betterment.

Yopu just get reflections of yourself for now on.

You described yourself well at HPANWO today Sod,Everything you accuse others of is exactly what you are.

Have a nice day and I'm sure I'm not the first to say it.

Beezer even had your guts for garters,mate,I'm LOL,ROFLMAO.

Now for the facts,Ned Kelly was a nice guy,my Great Gret Grandmother was friends with his sister and knew the Kelly family well.

Annie Le Count was her name,French.

Thunderbolt is a blood relative of mine and know his run well,Nowendoc,Glouster where I was born and the Barringtons.Les Darcy is only a prick relation though.Tough people.It's in the blood.Did everything to be different,but failed.

Oh,that song,one year you want it,the next you throw it in my face.Sod,don't you understand I would'nt have it any other way.I'm beyond hating you,I see you as vile,debauched,decrepid,anorexic,drug addicted and generally fucked and on the way out.You can't be saved.
When you cop it and try to blame it on people like me,you're gonna get a big shock and surprise.Don't need you,or want you,face it,I'm to up-market,above your level and high maintenance to keep for a tosser like you.

Now Peace and Quiet knows how to appreciate.I know you're in love Sod,just wank it off and get it over with.


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:39 am

6 minutes,10 seconds there Sod Old Chap

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Ha!...the number Sod reveres,666.What a toss.

666 the Beast huh?
Light travels around the world,666 times per second.Since humans are light beings and tricked into this fleshy existance,some,come to help but forget,very few.Must be the pretend psychics,cause if Sod says it does'nt exist,then it must'nt.Cause he's a former radiographer and Jehovah Witness.Whom,I adore,for fun.JW's that is.

So,what is the beast.You are light,the Earth acts like a light trap and you guys get all mystical about former/past lives like it's just the Hindus that are in on it.It's a fucking science,an esoteric one today for the few,tomorrow,for the masses and exoteric.Maybe,if you're lucky.


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:14 am

Billy Ruben wrote:6 minutes,10 seconds there Sod Old Chap

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Post 6,666
Ha!...the number Sod reveres,666.What a toss.

666 the Beast huh?
Light travels around the world,666 times per second.Since humans are light beings and tricked into this fleshy existance,some,come to help but forget,very few.Must be the pretend psychics,cause if Sod says it does'nt exist,then it must'nt.Cause he's a former radiographer and Jehovah Witness.Whom,I adore,for fun.JW's that is.

So,what is the beast.You are light,the Earth acts like a light trap and you guys get all mystical about former/past lives like it's just the Hindus that are in on it.It's a fucking science,an esoteric one today for the few,tomorrow,for the masses and exoteric.Maybe,if you're lucky.




666
...Oooohhhh,the big bad devil.
Some worship our gaolers,like this anorexic drug addled twat.Cause he is stuck for ever,crouching behind the man,licking police buttons clean,does'nt mean the rest of you can't learn something and make something out of yourselves.Don't get dragged behind by the Gaol Wardens sons...know thy self.





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Re: Dating Again...

Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:15 pm

I Don't Think My Eye Has Got That Much Better...

It Is Still Quite Painful...

And I Have Got A Very Nasty Scar...

Very Deep, I Have To Hide It With A Plaster All The Time...

Also My Vision Is Still A Bit Iffy Out Of That Eye...

But What Can You Do...

Probably On Hindsight, I Would Have Got It Stitched Up...!!!

Oh And The Bird, She's Long Gone...!!!


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:14 pm

I Think I Can Live With A Disfigurement...

At Least I'm Not A Woman Who Has Been Burnt With Battery Acid...


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1221077/Katie-Piper-Acid-attack-victim-bravely-shows-face-disfigured-boyfriend-Daniel-Lynch.html

And At Least I Cultivated A Beautiful Mind...

And I Do A Lot For Charity...

I'm Currently Doing Jimmy Savilles Porter Job In Stoke Manderville...

And Messing About With Corpses And Spinal Injuries....

Got A Loveley Flat At Broadmoor To Go With It...!!!




Know What I Mean 'Arry...!!!

Oh By The Way, You Cannot Libel Dead People...Eh Frank...!!! (Carson)

Jesub, You Gotta Be So Careful These Days, So As Not To Offend A Money Grabbing Chocolate Face...




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Re: Dating Again...

Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:49 pm

I Am A Bit Bovverred,

Because My Eye Is Playing Me Up...

I'm Stuck With This Fuck Till I'm In My Eighties...

Do I Not Like That...

Oh Well, I Learnt A Valuable Lesson...It's Probably Worse In Afghanistan...!!!


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:53 am

A Deuling Scar Was Considered A Sign Of Greatness To The Hun...



Hitler's Useful Idols - Otto Skorzeny: Hitler's Scarface

Otto Skorzeny was one of Hitler's most elusive "craftsmen of war". He was appointed commander of the newly established SS special units in 1943 and tasked with a new kind of warfare: fast special operation strikes with air support that could hit even far behind enemy lines.
That same year, Skorzeny became both famous and feared around the world due to the spectacular liberation of dictator Benito Mussolini. Broad dueling scars from his student days gave him his nom de guerre: Scarface.
To the secret services of the Allied forces, he was "the most dangerous man in Europe."

Now We Can See Osama Bin Ladens Mate In A Different Light...

Ayman al-Zawahiri




prayer bump or prayer scar, also known as a zabiba/zebiba/zebibah ("raisin" in Arabic), is a mark on the forehead of a Muslim, apparently due to the friction generated from the contact of the forehead with the prayer mat.
Islam generally requires its adherents to pray five times a day (known as salah), which involves kneeling on a prayer mat and touching the ground with one's forehead.
When done for extended periods of time, a prayer bump may develop.
Some Muslims may consider the presence of a prayer bump to be a sign of religious dedication and piety


That Cunt Has Spent His Life On His Knees...

Facing A Stone...And All He Has Got To Show For It Is A Klingon Forehead And A Place In Paradise...

The Stupid Bastard...!!!


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:06 am

For Students Of Biblical Apochripfah This Is Interesting Though..

Especially Regarding Revelations 13: 15-18 The 666 Thang...




He was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that it could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.
He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name.
This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number.
His number is 666


Revelations 13: 15-18

to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:09 pm

That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:I Am A Bit Bovverred,

Because My Eye Is Playing Me Up...

I'm Stuck With This Fuck Till I'm In My Eighties...

Do I Not Like That...

Oh Well, I Learnt A Valuable Lesson...It's Probably Worse In Afghanistan...!!!


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You have'nt learnt a fucking thing and will get your head punched in again very soon!!!!!

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Re: Dating Again...

Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:17 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:I Am A Bit Bovverred,

Because My Eye Is Playing Me Up...

I'm Stuck With This Fuck Till I'm In My Eighties...

Do I Not Like That...

Oh Well, I Learnt A Valuable Lesson...It's Probably Worse In Afghanistan...!!!


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You have'nt learnt a fucking thing and will get your head punched in again very soon!!!!!

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I Doubt It...

I Got This Little Switch In My Head That Says This Cunt Is Gonna Kill Me...

So When I Fight...It's Pretty Much For Survival...

Anyway I'm Not Like That...I See The Beauty And Inner Peace In All People...

Especially When I'm Kicking Their Teeth In...!!!


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:36 pm

That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:I Am A Bit Bovverred,

Because My Eye Is Playing Me Up...

I'm Stuck With This Fuck Till I'm In My Eighties...

Do I Not Like That...

Oh Well, I Learnt A Valuable Lesson...It's Probably Worse In Afghanistan...!!!


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You have'nt learnt a fucking thing and will get your head punched in again very soon!!!!!

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I Doubt It...

I Got This Little Switch In My Head That Says This Cunt Is Gonna Kill Me...

So When I Fight...It's Pretty Much For Survival...

Anyway I'm Not Like That...I See The Beauty And Inner Peace In All People...

Especially When I'm Kicking Their Teeth In...!!!


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You chav thug,I knew you were talking shit when I first met you and you said,"Violence is so 20th Century",I knew there and then,you're the most dangerous thug here...and not to be trusted.Evils,you is...Molechs son...





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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:35 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:I Am A Bit Bovverred,

Because My Eye Is Playing Me Up...

I'm Stuck With This Fuck Till I'm In My Eighties...

Do I Not Like That...

Oh Well, I Learnt A Valuable Lesson...It's Probably Worse In Afghanistan...!!!


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You have'nt learnt a fucking thing and will get your head punched in again very soon!!!!!

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I Doubt It...

I Got This Little Switch In My Head That Says This Cunt Is Gonna Kill Me...

So When I Fight...It's Pretty Much For Survival...

Anyway I'm Not Like That...I See The Beauty And Inner Peace In All People...

Especially When I'm Kicking Their Teeth In...!!!


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You chav thug,I knew you were talking shit when I first met you and you said,"Violence is so 20th Century",I knew there and then,you're the most dangerous thug here...and not to be trusted.Evils,you is...Molechs son...







Do you feel sad when a thug gives you no option but to punch him out,near kill him and all this anger makes you feel hurt and evil?Do you get that.Feel disappointed that this society is still primitive and un-caring.That you know why these thugs are the way they are,but they don't understand you can see it and they take you on the most,when you understand them the most...it's a bit weird like that.

English culture,American culture and Aussie culture,football hooligan thug idiots who don't know how to appreciate public facilities and destroy them.Anarchy sucks and that is what is happening,the decline of the west and "fuck you" culture is here.

Oh,Sod,you're still a bastard.


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