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Post  daddlepoms on Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:14 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:It Still Bloody Well Hurts After Almost 18 Hours...

My Eye Has All But Closed Up Now...!!!


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:29 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:It Still Bloody Well Hurts After Almost 18 Hours...

My Eye Has All But Closed Up Now...!!!


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Well,of course Sod.Alcohols unique anethetising properties would've worn off by now.

Since you won't learn your lesson,I suggest...stay drunk.


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:31 pm

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McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:It Still Bloody Well Hurts After Almost 18 Hours...

My Eye Has All But Closed Up Now...!!!


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I think this dating thread's a bit of a disaster.
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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:38 pm

K-Federino wrote:
McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Well Billy, I Am A Pure Soul Who Radiates Nothing But Light And Love...

But You Do Realise How A Magnet Works...

And I Punched Those Fuckers Out With Nothing But Love And Joy In My Heart...!!!


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you'll be a better man for it sod

within two weeks you'll meet the stunner of your life

she'll love the shiner to


He'll still hurt in two weeks from now.This thread should just be a sub-story in Romantic Fuckups...Size 16,fitting into size 8's,list her interest as,being fingered,licked and taken from behind.Most other people list their interest as some form of hobby,sport or learning.
She's a keeper for sure,classy lass.After their first domestic,Sod will look back at this scuffle with ruffians a minor incident compared to what this bubbly,bouncey dyke type will dish out.Mark my words.



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Re: Dating Again...

Post  daddlepoms on Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:00 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
K-Federino wrote:
McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Well Billy, I Am A Pure Soul Who Radiates Nothing But Light And Love...

But You Do Realise How A Magnet Works...

And I Punched Those Fuckers Out With Nothing But Love And Joy In My Heart...!!!


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you'll be a better man for it sod

within two weeks you'll meet the stunner of your life

she'll love the shiner to


He'll still hurt in two weeks from now.This thread should just be a sub-story in Romantic Fuckups...Size 16,fitting into size 8's,list her interest as,being fingered,licked and taken from behind.Most other people list their interest as some form of hobby,sport or learning.
She's a keeper for sure,classy lass.After their first domestic,Sod will look back at this scuffle with ruffians a minor incident compared to what this bubbly,bouncey dyke type will dish out.Mark my words.



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she's my kind of girl

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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:09 pm

Well I Won't Be Doing That Shit In A Hurry No More...

Yes It Pretty Much Turned Out To Be The Date From Hell...

But On A Good Note At Least She Got To Meet Me...

I'm In Severe Pain At The Moment...


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:14 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
K-Federino wrote:
McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:It Still Bloody Well Hurts After Almost 18 Hours...

My Eye Has All But Closed Up Now...!!!


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I think this dating thread's a bit of a disaster.

Yes, It Could Have Gone Better...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:28 pm

My Only Hope Now Is That First Impressions Don't Wash With Her....

And She Should Fall Back On That Cliche About Not Judging A Book By It's Cover...!!!


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Post  daddlepoms on Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:00 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:My Only Hope Now Is That First Impressions Don't Wash With Her....

And She Should Fall Back On That Cliche About Not Judging A Book By It's Cover...!!!


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she'll be back

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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:54 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Well I Won't Be Doing That Shit In A Hurry No More...

Yes It Pretty Much Turned Out To Be The Date From Hell...

But On A Good Note At Least She Got To Meet Me...

I'm In Severe Pain At The Moment...


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ROFL....I've heard that before,when did you last say,"Last time I ever get drunk again"...?.

Did she get you into a fight? Man,I do feel sorry for you.

Don't coke it,it'll only hieghten your pain.Go swap some Columbian white for some China White,it'll help,but only a few specks,being a first timer.You'll like it too.Just don't like it to much,or two months from now,you'll be blowing old men for fifteen pounds a knob.
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Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:04 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:My Only Hope Now Is That First Impressions Don't Wash With Her....

And She Should Fall Back On That Cliche About Not Judging A Book By It's Cover...!!!


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Oh,I see now.
You had one to many to break the ice,the date,miffed thinking you were just wearing beer goggles so you were'nt ashamed being with her,or to give her some rear-gunner action,pissed a few chavs off and you were forced to defend that things honour.

Oh great.

I see it all so clearly.Usually,I split my sides laughing...well,I had a bit of a giggle...But now I see.You were totally sauced when you met her.
Yes you were.
Have you seen your behaviour and dark aura when you're drunk on Sodlike,even ally Ciggy wants to fob you off...Me...I want to fucking kill you and passed that many curses...and now it's happeninmg...Sod,please,I beg you,buy that wagon for me so I can save you from my demons.It's gonna hurt me,but I know what will happen to you.And it is....happening.I'm pretty scared for you actually.
Your life is so easy to fix up,mine,it's like those old explorer maps,where the water drops off the square sided Earth and a little sign in the ocean says,"here be monsters"...
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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:49 pm

It's Still A Bit Sore...

But One Lives...!!!

A Little Bit More Blurry And Deafer.... But One Lives...!!!


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:30 pm

No doctor?
Spose you did'nt even log an incident report.
Heard of criminal compensation before?
Not to smart Sod,permanenet damage is a possibility and you did nothing to protect your future.
Meh!,talking personal issues with you,kills the psychonaut within,like I talked about last night,gate-keeping baggage handlers,gaol wardens of the universe.
I'm out,there's better things to write about.
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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:42 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:No doctor?
Spose you did'nt even log an incident report.
Heard of criminal compensation before?
Not to smart Sod,permanenet damage is a possibility and you did nothing to protect your future.
Meh!,talking personal issues with you,kills the psychonaut within,like I talked about last night,gate-keeping baggage handlers,gaol wardens of the universe.
I'm out,there's better things to write about.
cthulhu

I Have Got A Terrible Scar On My Eye Now...

If Nothing Comes Of This...So What...

At Least I Stood My Ground...

Like A Gyppo With A Grudge...!!!


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:45 pm

And She's Only Gonna Bought Herself A Puppy...

What's The Bloody Point Eh...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:53 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:And She's Only Gonna Bought Herself A Puppy...

What's The Bloody Point Eh...!!!


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A Creature That Pisses And Shits Everywhere And Demands Permanent Attention...

Hey, I Can Do That...!!!


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:17 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:It's Still A Bit Sore...

But One Lives...!!!

A Little Bit More Blurry And Deafer.... But One Lives...!!!


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Blurry And Deafer


Deafer in one ear the same side of the damaged eye?

Or opposite to the damaged eye,if so,get checked out and soon.
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Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:24 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:No doctor?
Spose you did'nt even log an incident report.
Heard of criminal compensation before?
Not to smart Sod,permanenet damage is a possibility and you did nothing to protect your future.
Meh!,talking personal issues with you,kills the psychonaut within,like I talked about last night,gate-keeping baggage handlers,gaol wardens of the universe.
I'm out,there's better things to write about.
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I Have Got A Terrible Scar On My Eye Now...

If Nothing Comes Of This...So What...

At Least I Stood My Ground...

Like A Gyppo With A Grudge...!!!


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No,that is not right.
In your position,it was best to run away,but suspect you were too drunk.
They're random street thugs,not to be seen again.
Enemies you will encounter often,those you stand up to.That way,you can change a situation that has direct impact on your life.But strangers in a city,no,RUN.
Anyway,you have'nt mentioned all the details so your complicity in the event you have played down.Personally,many,many times you take the unwise position and never learned.I want you to learn before I have to make an entry in your own thread,Deathlist 2012,about you of course.

Oh,if you won't take my wisdom and advice,could you leave the key to the forum to Ciggy and can I has permission to take over,in the event of your demise.
Also,say what conditions you want this played out,BUT,TRUE LILLYS threads,get moved to her forum and if she post in General and it's not topics about herself,she'll be in hot-water...


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:28 pm

Opposite Side...

I Might Have To Make An Appearance At The Kwack On Monday...

I Think I Have Broken My Occipital Bone...The Symptoms Are There...!!!

Either That Or The Zombie Apocalypse Is Upon Us...!!!




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Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:33 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:And She's Only Gonna Bought Herself A Puppy...

What's The Bloody Point Eh...!!!


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A Creature That Pisses And Shits Everywhere And Demands Permanent Attention...

Hey, I Can Do That...!!!


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I had a girlfriend,when I was 18,Jane,who bought a rabbit.She broke it's ears one day,then hung it by a collar around it's neck.

All because it liked me and feared her.I went to the fruity and vege shop just to collect scraps out of the industrial bin.It lasted a week and it was dead.She ran off with a step-uncle and had kids,after trying to seduce my step-grandfather,stealing my money,splitting my family,but worst of all...kicking Pudden Cat.She lives to this day...with her madness and English accent.It was more torturous an existance to let her live.


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:34 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:No doctor?
Spose you did'nt even log an incident report.
Heard of criminal compensation before?
Not to smart Sod,permanenet damage is a possibility and you did nothing to protect your future.
Meh!,talking personal issues with you,kills the psychonaut within,like I talked about last night,gate-keeping baggage handlers,gaol wardens of the universe.
I'm out,there's better things to write about.
cthulhu

I Have Got A Terrible Scar On My Eye Now...

If Nothing Comes Of This...So What...

At Least I Stood My Ground...

Like A Gyppo With A Grudge...!!!


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No,that is not right.
In your position,it was best to run away,but suspect you were too drunk.
They're random street thugs,not to be seen again.
Enemies you will encounter often,those you stand up to.That way,you can change a situation that has direct impact on your life.But strangers in a city,no,RUN.
Anyway,you have'nt mentioned all the details so your complicity in the event you have played down.Personally,many,many times you take the unwise position and never learned.I want you to learn before I have to make an entry in your own thread,Deathlist 2012,about you of course.

Oh,if you won't take my wisdom and advice,could you leave the key to the forum to Ciggy and can I has permission to take over,in the event of your demise.
Also,say what conditions you want this played out,BUT,TRUE LILLYS threads,get moved to her forum and if she post in General and it's not topics about herself,she'll be in hot-water...



You Fight Them First...

It Could Have Been Worse Billy....

I Could Have Been Kicked To Death....

You Fight...If You Have To...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:37 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:

Oh,if you won't take my wisdom and advice,could you leave the key to the forum to Ciggy and can I has permission to take over,in the event of your demise.
Also,say what conditions you want this played out,BUT,TRUE LILLYS threads,get moved to her forum and if she post in General and it's not topics about herself,she'll be in hot-water...[/color][/size]


You Fight Them First...

It Could Have Been Worse Billy....

I Could Have Been Kicked To Death....

You Fight...If You Have To...!!!


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I Don't Intend To Demise At Any Time In The Near Future...!!!

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Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:39 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Opposite Side...

I Might Have To Make An Appearance At The Kwack On Monday...

I Think I Have Broken My Occipital Bone...The Symptoms Are There...!!!

Either That Or The Zombie Apocalypse Is Upon Us...!!!




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My son has a thing about Zombies.He's disembowling them now on Dead rising 2 and Call of Duties,World at War...well,it was him and his friends I showed your Krokodile thread to after I came back from HPANWO to answer some rather unsavoury slander from the gin soaked bitch of Ballarat.


I noticed something about you for a long time,you're only really conversible early Sunday morning,late Saturday night,each week,Like your little wind-down and cool off for the week.


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:43 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Opposite Side...

I Might Have To Make An Appearance At The Kwack On Monday...

I Think I Have Broken My Occipital Bone...The Symptoms Are There...!!!

Either That Or The Zombie Apocalypse Is Upon Us...!!!




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My son has a thing about Zombies.He's disembowling them now on Dead rising 2 and Call of Duties,World at War...well,it was him and his friends I showed your Krokodile thread to after I came back from HPANWO to answer some rather unsavoury slander from the gin soaked bitch of Ballarat.


I noticed something about you for a long time,you're only really conversible early Sunday morning,late Saturday night,each week,Like your little wind-down and cool off for the week.



That Roughly Coincides When The Drugs Ware Off...!!!

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Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:46 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:

Oh,if you won't take my wisdom and advice,could you leave the key to the forum to Ciggy and can I has permission to take over,in the event of your demise.
Also,say what conditions you want this played out,BUT,TRUE LILLYS threads,get moved to her forum and if she post in General and it's not topics about herself,she'll be in hot-water...[/color][/size]


You Fight Them First...

It Could Have Been Worse Billy....

I Could Have Been Kicked To Death....

You Fight...If You Have To...!!!


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I Don't Intend To Demise At Any Time In The Near Future...!!!

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You're erratic and unpredictable,have that option set aside.It's not a curse or a flourish wish.
There was three of them,get hit behind?Did'nt mug you I see.How direct was size 16 girls involvement?

Yes,you could've got it alot worse.

I know three aboriginal guys in gaol for manslaughter for one king-hit that kills.That's why I avoid it.Upper cut,break jaw or...snap neck.Strength goes 10 fold when I snap.Best not to snap.


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