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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:50 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
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McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Opposite Side...

I Might Have To Make An Appearance At The Kwack On Monday...

I Think I Have Broken My Occipital Bone...The Symptoms Are There...!!!

Either That Or The Zombie Apocalypse Is Upon Us...!!!




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My son has a thing about Zombies.He's disembowling them now on Dead rising 2 and Call of Duties,World at War...well,it was him and his friends I showed your Krokodile thread to after I came back from HPANWO to answer some rather unsavoury slander from the gin soaked bitch of Ballarat.


I noticed something about you for a long time,you're only really conversible early Sunday morning,late Saturday night,each week,Like your little wind-down and cool off for the week.



That Roughly Coincides When The Drugs Ware Off...!!!

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That's what I could'nt work out.
You're half agreeable and worth talking too.But when you're drunk,it just cost you...friends,pain...stick to the drugs.
Never knew Coke,thought it would have a horrendous come down like street level speed.But no,it's short termed that drug.You can't speed for 12 hours on coke.It's an orgasm drug,short,quick...but really nice.It's the drug of choice in porn I suspect.


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:51 pm

I Tend To Flap About...!!!

Like A Wet Fish...!!!


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:54 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:I Tend To Flap About...!!!

Like A Wet Fish...!!!


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I get black,nasty coming off Codeine...real black and nasty.When I sported that avatar...



I was deeply evil.



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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:01 pm

But If You Ever Get Involved In Fighting...

You Don't Wanna Go Down...

Go For The Genitals And The Soft Tissues...

For Me I Got Busted Up...

But Those Chaps Ran Away...And I Didn't Get Killed...!!!

Bite, Kick And Punch....Avoid Stabbing And Death...!!!


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:06 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:But If You Ever Get Involved In Fighting...

You Don't Wanna Go Down...

Go For The Genitals And The Soft Tissues...

For Me I Got Busted Up...

But Those Chaps Ran Away...And I Didn't Get Killed...!!!

Bite, Kick And Punch....Avoid Stabbing And Death...!!!


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That's exactly how I handle it,plus I rip into their throats with my teeth...sometimes their eyes.Go the biggest cunt and watch the others shit themselves.

No mercy.Pick me,count yourself already dead.

But prefer peace and love...sort of kind of.


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:11 pm

Probably The Best Bet Is To Talk Your Way Out Of It...

But If You Can't, Head Down And Go For It...

Flap Your Arms Around A Bit...


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Curtis Mayfileld-Superfly

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:13 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:But If You Ever Get Involved In Fighting...

You Don't Wanna Go Down...

Go For The Genitals And The Soft Tissues...

For Me I Got Busted Up...

But Those Chaps Ran Away...And I Didn't Get Killed...!!!

Bite, Kick And Punch....Avoid Stabbing And Death...!!!


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That's exactly how I handle it,plus I rip into their throats with my teeth...sometimes their eyes.Go the biggest cunt and watch the others shit themselves.

No mercy.Pick me,count yourself already dead.

But prefer peace and love...sort of kind of.




You still have'nt answered the question with truth yet.
How did it start and your complicity,if any?
Just because I have my differences,does'nt mean I'm going to blame you.
You're not solidly built,I see them as cowards...and they ran away,after they beat you up.
Dogs.Dog-fuckers.
They were young,18-24,broke,you did'nt get glassed,unless the area has a alcohol free-zone...they were'nt drunk enough.Sober or tipsy.
Unless you were blind drunk.That's right,it was date of some sort and you pickled yourself,but only meaning to get tipsy to break the ice and have a good time.
You were nervous.You swing,but you're the Candyman/Superfly supplier,cause you can't swing without a partner.But that white nose candy is very popular amongst that crowd and politicians.




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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:19 pm

My dealer would never leave home unless I was with him.I said I want a .357 magnum.He was slack and his empire fell.Turns out he was gay,closted,and some young lover took his $10k and two pounds of pot.

After,going against my advice.

Speed and ectasy bought him down.Got sloppy and florid and fantasy like.He was a disgrace.


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:20 pm

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That's exactly how I handle it,plus I rip into their throats with my teeth...sometimes their eyes.Go the biggest cunt and watch the others shit themselves.

No mercy.Pick me,count yourself already dead.

But prefer peace and love...sort of kind of.



Well I Wouldn't Consider Myself Like A Geoffrey Dahlmer Or A Hannible Lecter...

Queensbury Rules And All That...

But Whatever Floats Your Boat...!!!

It's Basically Rutting Stags, Not Cold Bloodied Murder...

Pride Is Usually The First Casuality...


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:37 pm

A Puppy Too...!!! I'm Slightly Houstrained...

And Neutered...!!! Not Really Iv'e Got A Shitload Of V...

Enough To Turn Iraq Into Homosexuals...Or If They Took Those Godforsaken Women Out Of Those Sacks...

Full Bloodidied Heterosexuals...!!!


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:37 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
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That's exactly how I handle it,plus I rip into their throats with my teeth...sometimes their eyes.Go the biggest cunt and watch the others shit themselves.

No mercy.Pick me,count yourself already dead.

But prefer peace and love...sort of kind of.



Well I Wouldn't Consider Myself Like A Geoffrey Dahlmer Or A Hannible Lecter...

Queensbury Rules And All That...

But Whatever Floats Your Boat...!!!

It's Basically Rutting Stags, Not Cold Bloodied Murder...

Pride Is Usually The First Casuality...


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Rutting stags?
They were after size 16 girl?
Or they knew her...and spoilt the night.
Hannibal Lector type,you're getting very close there Sod old chap,when I go off,I don't raise my voice,don't get angry.The eyes narrow and darken,then I eat them.Sometimes I let them know what brain secretions I'm going to harvest and their kidneys are a favourite.I enquire if they have hepatitus,I go into sophisticated psychological charm and speak with a serpentine menace,my voice,hisses and is snake-like.
You'll never know true evil until you hear it.


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:14 pm

Billy Ruben You Could Not Scare The Skin Of A Custard...!!!

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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:34 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Billy Ruben You Could Not Scare The Skin Of A Custard...!!!

lmao rolf lmao


It's pull a skin off a custard...My father is the master of put-downs,learnt that at five.

The whole idea,is to get the enemy to over estimate their capabilities and under-estimate mine,until the crunch.

The satisfaction...is all mine.


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:36 pm

And...no,I will not be getting angry.You did lie before.You're most agrereable ON the drugs...now you're coming down.Most excellent.
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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:49 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:And...no,I will not be getting angry.You did lie before.You're most agrereable ON the drugs...now you're coming down.Most excellent.


But here's something to consider,Sodicles.

You're a dealer of narcotic,despite how you think you fool everyone.

You're bruised and battered.

You're a weak target and will be seen as one.

I'd be careful where you keep your stash and money...and your boat/barge.

Those who've been sizing you up...have got their answer.And like you said,it's cultural for you pommies to chat,slander and gossip.

The truth of the matter,will be even more distorted,by the time it reaches the ears of willing...

Have a nice day.


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Sad Song - Lou Reed

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:15 pm

Hehehehehehe...Not scared Sod?

I bet,you logged straight off and went and shored up your interest.

Which might not be the best move at the moment.I suspect you're under surveillance.Just wanted to leave it a bit before I informed you this time.So you can further learn the hard-way...as usual.

You got two choices with me.Pay up...or I read your future.I've mentioned that little thread of yours twice today.

You know by now I don't just idle chatter.

Your choice fool.You know nothing of what I do and have accomplished.It's not something you advertise or be proud of.

Who wants to prove a conspiracy theory correct...Huh?

I love ignoramiouses,so self assured,so knowing of all the universes mysteries.Gods irony...I won't enjoy it Sod,please don't flatter yourself with that.I've seen many enemies fall exactly how I describe it.

Busteeds daughter,look into it.She was the only one I did'nt.The alignment taught him a lesson,using her.Sad Song

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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:30 pm

I'll show you the difference with having me onside than off.

Your Mitsubishi lancer.
Frozen caliper.Go to wreckers,pick up the correct side caliper.Off to the car part outlet,5 pounds,buy brake line crimp tool.Jack car up,AFTER loosening wheel nuts for the caliper side.

Place stand,rock car gentley,make sure she's sure footed.Leave jack under diff for extra safety.
Crimp flexible brake line.The black flexible rubber one near diff carrier or rear axle...

Undo two bolts,two screws,anti-clockwise,back off 10mm brake line going into caliper.Remove bolts and screws and unhook hand brake cable.

With tool,or block of wood,push pistions back deep in recesses.Attach handbrake and thread brake line,Line up holes,replace blots.Tighten everything.Friend or bleeder tool.10mm see through vacuum hose,small clean jar,leave bleeder nipple screw tight,pump 4 times,get friend to hold,open bleeder nipple,allow aerated fluid and air to escape down tube into jar.Do not recycle.Until it has sat for a week.Top fluid up after steady stream is bled.

4 compresses pumps of brake peddle,hold blled until steady stream.

There.You did'nt need a new car.Could've done that over the phone,or Skype if I wanted.


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:34 pm

My way...you only bleed one side and the mess is minimal,if any.Oh,I forgot,remove brake line crimper,before bleeding.There's a good chap.

I'd suggest,on a dealers salary,buy brake line spanners,pack of three...since you're so useless and spent three days on one alternator bolt that you sheared off.

Satisfied.

Pro...
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Re: Dating Again...

Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:12 am

Billy Ruben wrote:My way...you only bleed one side and the mess is minimal,if any.Oh,I forgot,remove brake line crimper,before bleeding.There's a good chap.

I'd suggest,on a dealers salary,buy brake line spanners,pack of three...since you're so useless and spent three days on one alternator bolt that you sheared off.

Satisfied.

Pro...


oh,you might have to float the handbrake line,after pulling it out of the carrier,just ahead of the wheels attached to the body.
And make sure the handbrake is off and the wheels chocked (Front)...sorry about that old chap.Like your future told?
I'm up for it.Lock you into one of a few possibilities.Start being a good boy Sod,you won't attract that long over due lesson.And,yes I do call them in.

Pamela was a very naughty girl.

I was on the John Howards "Persons of Interest" list back in 2004.Pity I could'nt save Latham from pancreaitus,but I tried.Trying to remember his name,that's it,the smack peddling Richard Armitage.His demon is bigger than mine.But he served the cause well,bringing back hammer from Vietnam stuffed in dead soldiers.

You don't think I collect political figurines for nothing?.Hehehehe,target practice.Bit of an initiate now.But I'm moving up from migraines to haemorrages soon.Would'nt mind that teal wagon for $1900,about 1200 pounds isn't it?


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Sonic Youth - Schizophrenia

Post  Billy Ruben on Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:20 am

Oh,due to cocaine abuse,real sad,but you'll never be allowed to handle nukes.Your future just gets more limited by the day.
Schizophrenia will be the by-product.Song for Megan,just the memory of her makes me scream.Not afraid of you boys,but in terror of an anorexic little redhead inbred girl.She's wonderful,in a demonic sense.The dream revealed Paul Smith gets destroyed,Jasmine and Monkey become clear people...But little Megan,she stays the same.Evil.That's her job,to lead all to destruction,even the man she cheated on me with,long,long ago.The love of her whole existance.Crimes of passion will fuck you up everytime,must've been near 600 years since I was one of them.


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:28 pm

My Eye Is Still A Mess...

But I Can See Out Of It...

Oh Well At Least I Didn't Take A Coach Trip In Belgium...!!!


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:46 pm

It Does Seem A Bit Of A Shame When My Black Magicians Have To Sacrifice All Those Kids...





Adults and children alike gathered to honour the victims of the crash, which occurred when a bus carrying 52 people returning from a week-long ski trip, the majority of them children, struck a wall in an Alpine tunnel in the Swiss canton of Valais.
At 11am, the bells rang out at St Jospeh’s Catholic church adjacent to the Stekske school in Lommel, which lost 15 children and two teachers in the crash.
A minute’s silence followed. Mourners stood, heads bowed, silent tears running down their faces as they remembered the dead. Mourning bells then rang for a full five minutes.
"I just felt I had to be here,” said Inge Vernelen, a teacher at a nursery school in the town where had she taught four of the deceased.
"They were all just lovely, happy children,” she said.

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A Bit Of A Poseur, Luvvie...!!!

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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:28 pm



What A MAN...!!!



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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:40 pm




Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

On the day that you were born the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair
Of golden starlight in your eyes of blue

That is why all the girls in town
(Girls in town)
Follow you
(Follow you)
All around
(All around)
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

On the day that you were born the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair
Of golden starlight in your eyes of blue

That is why all the girls in town
(Girls in town)
Follow you
(Follow you)
All around
(All around)
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you


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Re: Dating Again...

Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:57 pm

Lets Do A Bit Of BJ (Blow Job) Thomas Here...



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