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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:41 am

Undateable...!!!



People living with challenging conditions are often considered 'undateable' - this series meets a few and follows their attempts to find love...

Watch It Here...

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-undateables

Now Not Being A Nazi Eugeneticist...

Why Would Anyone Really Want To Pollute The Human Gene Pool With This DNA...

Animals Go For The Alpha Males And Females...

Bright Eyes And Bushy Tails...

It Basically Means The Offspring Will Be Healthy And Able To Pass On It's DNA...

Of Course Well The Alpha Males Are Fighting Amongst Themselves...

There Is That Possibility That The Betas Can Slip In By The Backdoor...

But Why Would A Woman Really Go Out With The Tourettes Chap...

She Was 40 Minutes Late And He Was Already Into A Slag/Whore Rage...???

How Could A Woman See The Chap With Aspergers As A Possible Mate That Could Provide For Her Offspring...???

And What Would A Normal Bloke See In A Disabled Midget That Would Not Be Able To Nurture His Children Properly...

Well There's No Accounting For Taste...

But You Gotta Have The Basics...!!!

Unintentionally Hillarious...

I Havn't Laughed So Much Since I Watched The Special Olympics On The TV...

There Was A Swimming Event...That Was Chaos...

Some Started Off In The Water...Some Belly Flopped...And Some Had To Be Pushed In...

As It Went On Some Of Them Started Flapping About, And One Person Decided To Do Widths...

A Couple Had To Be Rescued From Drowning By That Looped Pole Thing...

Now Everyone Has The Right To Find Love, Acceptance And Some Misplaced Sense Of Equality In The World...

But Reproduce And Compete In Sporting Events...

NO WAY JOSE...!!!


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Post  Cigar on Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:14 am

There's a guy I know who lives just outside town, he's a bit weird he looks a bit like a down syndrome. I've seen him loads of times now, he stands at the bus stop during the day waiting for a bus whilst banging his hand against the bus timetable on the bus shelter because he thinks it's gonna make the bus display screen above his head work better. He is really strange the girls look at him like he's a freak, he looks like he don't take very good care of himself.

Poor guy but really he doesn't score many points with the women so no wonder they all look disgusted at him when he starts shouting lol!
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Post  John Drake on Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:21 pm

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Thats the cunt who used to beat Sods mum up and wanted to kick the shit out of Handbag. Sod was so scared of him he used to let the cunt beat his mother and didnt dare warn Handbag.

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Post  Billy Ruben on Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:06 pm

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That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:[


Thats the cunt who used to beat Sods mum up and wanted to kick the shit out of Handbag. Sod was so scared of him he used to let the cunt beat his mother and didnt dare warn Handbag.


ROFLMAO...

Jock Rock wanted to beat up Handbag?
What for?
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Post  Billy Ruben on Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:11 pm

http://droike.freeforums.org/sodlike-productions-t21.html

Found it,errr,I see,Handbag propositioned a minor.For sex.Well,well,well...this is not the exemplary character Hospital Porters should be,tsk,tsk...


Droike wrote:Oh come on Tiswas you were always sayng what a great guy he is, how you send christmas cards and have long chats on the phone. Hell you were even banging on about how handsome he is.

The jpck rock was Sod's mums boyfriend, a violent criminal who used to beat her up. While i was first on DIF the jock rock Pm'd me asking for Handbags address. He said he wanted it because Handbag had propositioned an under age member of the family. I dont know how much if any of that is true but i told him i wouldnt give him Hagbards address. I warned Hagbard what had gone on and he just gloated and said i made it up. He said the Jock Rock was me etc. I said to him well just ask sod. The problem is sod was so shit scared of the jock rock he wouldnt say anything and let his so called mate wind this nutter up and take the piss out of him thinking it was me. Only after the jock rock was off the scene did Sod tell Handbag it wasnt me.
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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:42 am

Cigar wrote:There's a guy I know who lives just outside town, he's a bit weird he looks a bit like a down syndrome. I've seen him loads of times now, he stands at the bus stop during the day waiting for a bus whilst banging his hand against the bus timetable on the bus shelter because he thinks it's gonna make the bus display screen above his head work better. He is really strange the girls look at him like he's a freak, he looks like he don't take very good care of himself.

Poor guy but really he doesn't score many points with the women so no wonder they all look disgusted at him when he starts shouting lol!

I Think I Used To Suffer From A Mild Form Of Tourettes...

Which Exhibited Itself In Tutting, Groaning And Rolling My Eyes,

Yee Heeing,

Racial Abuse,

And Karate Chopping People...

What Got Me Over This Though Was Turning It Into Impressions...

Bruce Forsythe And Sean Connery Are Good Ones When This Nervousness Comes On...

The Facial Ticks Turned Into Bruceyitis It's Quite Catching...

Michael Jacksons Untimely Death Was A Godsend...

The Karate Chopping Was Solved By Saying "Why I Oughtaa" Whilst Doing It...

Racial Abuse...Well That's A Hard One...Nig Nogs, Oy, Oy, Oy...!!!,Good God Man, And Chinkeys Is What Comes Out Now...

The Funny Thing Is Though...If It Comes Out Spontaneously, Like Say I Bump My Toe...

It's Always Stuff Like Sugar Of Flipping Heck That Comes Out...

But It Evolves...When I Banged My Thumb At Work The Other Day...Alan Is What Came Out...

I Think It's Some Sort Of Word Association Or Vocalising Of Your Thoughts Going On...






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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:08 am

I Take It These People Are Not Forced At Gunpoint To Appear On Such Programmes...



Why Do They Do This Stuff...???

It's The TV Equivalent Of A Barnum And Baily Freak Show...

Or A Public Hanging At Newgate...

One Can Only Hope They Get Payed A Lot Of Cash...

Sureley They Can't Be After Fame...???

What They Gonna Get, A Slot On The Settee With Phil And Fern...

Then A Lifetime Of Ridicule...

One Really Finds It Quite Hard To Find Any Sympathy For These Retards...

The Only One I Really Had Any Respect For Was That Johnny Kennedy Of That Charity DebRa...

And He Came As A Warning...

Look You Do Not Want To Put A Human Being Through This Suffering...

My Legacy Is That I'm Gonna Make You Aware Of This Disease...

And If Your Unborn Baby Is Diagnosed With It,

It's Better Off Not Being Born...

Quite Touching Really To See A Man With Some Honestly, And Despite Being An Inspiration...

Wished He'd Never Been Born...




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Post  Cigar on Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:33 pm

To be honest I'm quite glad I'm quite normal really, I guess in this world there are some strange people around, some of them you can talk to but others it's probably best to avoid. I mean sometimes you don't have much choice because they can be well fucked up, I know it's not their fault but at the end of the day it's better to think about yourself than worry about others.
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Post  Billy Ruben on Fri May 04, 2012 6:51 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:http://droike.freeforums.org/sodlike-productions-t21.html

Found it,errr,I see,Handbag propositioned a minor.For sex.Well,well,well...this is not the exemplary character Hospital Porters should be,tsk,tsk...


Droike wrote:Oh come on Tiswas you were always sayng what a great guy he is, how you send christmas cards and have long chats on the phone. Hell you were even banging on about how handsome he is.

The jpck rock was Sod's mums boyfriend, a violent criminal who used to beat her up. While i was first on DIF the jock rock Pm'd me asking for Handbags address. He said he wanted it because Handbag had propositioned an under age member of the family. I dont know how much if any of that is true but i told him i wouldnt give him Hagbards address. I warned Hagbard what had gone on and he just gloated and said i made it up. He said the Jock Rock was me etc. I said to him well just ask sod. The problem is sod was so shit scared of the jock rock he wouldnt say anything and let his so called mate wind this nutter up and take the piss out of him thinking it was me. Only after the jock rock was off the scene did Sod tell Handbag it wasnt me.


This post is hilarious on so many levels.I just got to bump it.Handbag would'nt listen and riles up dangerous thug to boiling point...and he got away with it.Fuck,imagine the HPANWO videos for the next 6 months...



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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Fri May 04, 2012 7:21 pm

Cigar wrote:To be honest I'm quite glad I'm quite normal really, I guess in this world there are some strange people around, some of them you can talk to but others it's probably best to avoid. I mean sometimes you don't have much choice because they can be well fucked up, I know it's not their fault but at the end of the day it's better to think about yourself than worry about others.

I'm A Disfigured Freak With An Acid Tongue...



But Women Seem To Love The Bad Boys...

So What's To Complain About...

"Destined To A Life Of Dogs"

Why Go With The Pretty Ones You Have To Pussyfoot Around...

Go For The Ones With Low Self Esteem And Body Morphic Issues...!!!!

And Remember The Rule Of The 5 F's...

Fuck 'Em.... Fuck 'Em.... Fuck 'Em....

Give Your Telephone Number As The Speaking Clock....

And Fuck Off...

That's Not Sexist, Women Can Do This Too...

I Like My Women Like I Like My Beer...

Good Head ...Full Bodied...Yeast And Chladimya Free...!!!


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Post  Billy Ruben on Fri May 04, 2012 7:31 pm

That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:
Cigar wrote:To be honest I'm quite glad I'm quite normal really, I guess in this world there are some strange people around, some of them you can talk to but others it's probably best to avoid. I mean sometimes you don't have much choice because they can be well fucked up, I know it's not their fault but at the end of the day it's better to think about yourself than worry about others.

I'm A Disfigured Freak With An Acid Tongue...



I Like My Women Like I Like My Beer...

Good Head ...Full Bodied...Yeast And Chladimya Free...!!![/color][/size][/b]

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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Fri May 04, 2012 7:46 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:
Cigar wrote:To be honest I'm quite glad I'm quite normal really, I guess in this world there are some strange people around, some of them you can talk to but others it's probably best to avoid. I mean sometimes you don't have much choice because they can be well fucked up, I know it's not their fault but at the end of the day it's better to think about yourself than worry about others.

I'm A Disfigured Freak With An Acid Tongue...



I Like My Women Like I Like My Beer...

Good Head ...Full Bodied...Yeast And Chladimya Free...!!![/color][/size][/b]

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was it your acid tongue that led to disfigurement?

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No It Was Lack Of Speed...

I Got Bashed In The Bonce Quicker Than I Could Bash Them...

It's All Cool Now...

Not That I Will Ever Fully Trust Them...

But An Apology Has Been Given...!!!

I Do Not Think They Will Be Doing That Shit Again...

Not With Broken Fingers...


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Post  Billy Ruben on Fri May 04, 2012 7:46 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:
Cigar wrote:To be honest I'm quite glad I'm quite normal really, I guess in this world there are some strange people around, some of them you can talk to but others it's probably best to avoid. I mean sometimes you don't have much choice because they can be well fucked up, I know it's not their fault but at the end of the day it's better to think about yourself than worry about others.

I'm A Disfigured Freak With An Acid Tongue...



I Like My Women Like I Like My Beer...

Good Head ...Full Bodied...Yeast And Chladimya Free...!!![/color][/size][/b]

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was it your acid tongue that led to disfigurement?

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awwwww,come on,I know you're there.My tails waggin',being playful,I got that smile only cats have.Come on Sod...is it not possible,your over punk attitude,got you a punch in the face.



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Post  Billy Ruben on Fri May 04, 2012 7:53 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:
Cigar wrote:To be honest I'm quite glad I'm quite normal really, I guess in this world there are some strange people around, some of them you can talk to but others it's probably best to avoid. I mean sometimes you don't have much choice because they can be well fucked up, I know it's not their fault but at the end of the day it's better to think about yourself than worry about others.

I'm A Disfigured Freak With An Acid Tongue...



I Like My Women Like I Like My Beer...

Good Head ...Full Bodied...Yeast And Chladimya Free...!!![/color][/size][/b]

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was it your acid tongue that led to disfigurement?

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No It Was Lack Of Speed...

I Got Bashed In The Bonce Quicker Than I Could Bash Them...

It's All Cool Now...

Not That I Will Ever Fully Trust Them...

But An Apology Has Been Given...!!!

I Do Not Think They Will Be Doing That Shit Again...

Not With Broken Fingers...


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Post  Billy Ruben on Fri May 04, 2012 7:54 pm

One more confirmation code cocksucker and I'll log off.It only happens when you're around.Don't piss me off with your games.

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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Fri May 04, 2012 8:06 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:
Cigar wrote:To be honest I'm quite glad I'm quite normal really, I guess in this world there are some strange people around, some of them you can talk to but others it's probably best to avoid. I mean sometimes you don't have much choice because they can be well fucked up, I know it's not their fault but at the end of the day it's better to think about yourself than worry about others.

I'm A Disfigured Freak With An Acid Tongue...



I Like My Women Like I Like My Beer...

Good Head ...Full Bodied...Yeast And Chladimya Free...!!![/color][/size][/b]

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was it your acid tongue that led to disfigurement?

popcorn


No It Was Lack Of Speed...

I Got Bashed In The Bonce Quicker Than I Could Bash Them...

It's All Cool Now...

Not That I Will Ever Fully Trust Them...

But An Apology Has Been Given...!!!

I Do Not Think They Will Be Doing That Shit Again...

Not With Broken Fingers...


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Did you use the pursuasive power of hired goons?
Broke their fingers and garnered an apology.
Profits are good this year,coke is a bit of a summer drug,Viagra,is like the staple diet of your kosher industry.



No I Waited Till He Went Out...

Broke In And Held His Pregnant Girlfreind By The Throat...

I Said To Her...

Just Imagine That I Held Your Unborn Child's Life In My Hand...

Imagine In Years To Come...He Comes Looking For Me...

And I Could Have Stopped This Nonsence Right Now...

Tell Your Boyfreind To Be Careful...

Of Course This Type Of Ameteur Dramatics Looks Better With A Facial Scar...

Which I Now Possesed...

To Tell You The Truth I'm Not That Bothered...But I Do Like The Amateur Theatrics...!!!!


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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Fri May 04, 2012 8:21 pm

Of Course I Never Threaten People,

But I Do Give Them An Insight Int Where Their Life Paths Will Lead...!!!


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sat May 05, 2012 2:51 am

That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:Of Course I Never Threaten People,

But I Do Give Them An Insight Int Where Their Life Paths Will Lead...!!!


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sat May 05, 2012 2:57 am

That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:
Cigar wrote:To be honest I'm quite glad I'm quite normal really, I guess in this world there are some strange people around, some of them you can talk to but others it's probably best to avoid. I mean sometimes you don't have much choice because they can be well fucked up, I know it's not their fault but at the end of the day it's better to think about yourself than worry about others.

I'm A Disfigured Freak With An Acid Tongue...



I Like My Women Like I Like My Beer...

Good Head ...Full Bodied...Yeast And Chladimya Free...!!![/color][/size][/b]

cthulhu cthulhu cthulhu


was it your acid tongue that led to disfigurement?

popcorn


No It Was Lack Of Speed...

I Got Bashed In The Bonce Quicker Than I Could Bash Them...

It's All Cool Now...

Not That I Will Ever Fully Trust Them...

But An Apology Has Been Given...!!!

I Do Not Think They Will Be Doing That Shit Again...

Not With Broken Fingers...


lmao lmao lmao


Did you use the pursuasive power of hired goons?
Broke their fingers and garnered an apology.
Profits are good this year,coke is a bit of a summer drug,Viagra,is like the staple diet of your kosher industry.



No I Waited Till He Went Out...

Broke In And Held His Pregnant Girlfreind By The Throat...

I Said To Her...

Just Imagine That I Held Your Unborn Child's Life In My Hand...

Imagine In Years To Come...He Comes Looking For Me...

And I Could Have Stopped This Nonsence Right Now...

Tell Your Boyfreind To Be Careful...

Of Course This Type Of Ameteur Dramatics Looks Better With A Facial Scar...

Which I Now Possesed...

To Tell You The Truth I'm Not That Bothered...But I Do Like The Amateur Theatrics...!!!!


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Erm...yes,Sod.Very believable.If you're hardcore,you'd Sharon Tate her and choke her with the umbilical chord before she bled to death.
Of course with boyfriend bolted/impaled to a chair,fish-hook his eye-lids open so he can't miss a second and as you're about to open him up and eat his kidneys,you should show home videos you previously took of his whole family and do,please inform him of their very near future fates,like half hour after you finish dinner with him....

I warned you before,don't cross me Sod.You fucked me over for three years.See you soon.


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Post  Billy Ruben on Sat May 05, 2012 2:59 am

Sod has'nt been here for weeks,forum ran beautiful.He's back around,confirmation codes...glitches.

Stick it in your arse Sod.It's just your playground now.Sick of this shit...


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