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Easter...!!!

Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:19 pm

Easter...!!!

Hey It's That Ever Changing Calender Date Called Easter...

Lets Not Forget The Seven Words Of Jeboid On The Cross...




Jeebus said...

Father forgive them, for they know not what they do (Luke 23:34).
Truly, I say to you, today you will be with me in paradise (Luke 23:43).
Woman, behold your son: behold your mother (John 19:26-27).
My God, My God, why have you forsaken me, (Matthew 27:46 and Mark 15:34).
I thirst (John 19:28).
It is finished (John 19:30).
Father, into your hands I commit my spirit (Luke 23:46).

It is finished (John 19:30).

Pretty Good Observational Skills He Had There, Old Son...

Congrats...!!!

Now Give Me My Chocolate...!!!


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Post  Cigar on Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:50 pm

That Damned Sod...!!! wrote:Easter...!!!

Hey It's That Ever Changing Calender Date Called Easter...

Lets Not Forget The Seven Words Of Jeboid On The Cross...




Jeebus said...

Father forgive them, for they know not what they do (Luke 23:34).
Truly, I say to you, today you will be with me in paradise (Luke 23:43).
Woman, behold your son: behold your mother (John 19:26-27).
My God, My God, why have you forsaken me, (Matthew 27:46 and Mark 15:34).
I thirst (John 19:28).
It is finished (John 19:30).
Father, into your hands I commit my spirit (Luke 23:46).

It is finished (John 19:30).

Pretty Good Observational Skills He Had There, Old Son...

Congrats...!!!

Now Give Me My Chocolate...!!!


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Post  Cigar on Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:53 pm

Easter, what a crock of shit! lol!

Don't even believe there was such a person as Jesus anyway, like I believe in Santa Claus, it's all made up rubbish to try and trick you.

People might have died like Jesus is supposed to have died in those days like with the Romans but seriously somebody coming back from the dead, just reaks of utter bullshit thumbs up

Give me my fucking chocolate now you Jesus bitch! lmao

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Post  Cigar on Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:30 pm

The best thing about Easter is that we get a bit of time off work and also don't have to work as much or as hard. Like I give a fuck for all this religion crap anyway lol! waste of time, I hate people who go around speaking all that crap. I just take the piss outta them usually, like say on Facebook there's all kinds of religious folk about, I simply don't waste my time with 'em, if they try to add me I ignore their request Laughing

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Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:45 am

Thank GoD Or Yahweh Or Whatever Desert Demon We Are Worshippin Now...
To Get That Fast Out The Way...

I Broke Mine With Cognac...
This Sunrise...!!!

Roll On September And That Stupid CAndle Shit...!!!!



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The Easter V8 Boat Races,Taree.

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:19 pm

Cigar wrote:The best thing about Easter is that we get a bit of time off work and also don't have to work as much or as hard. Like I give a fuck for all this religion crap anyway lol! waste of time, I hate people who go around speaking all that crap. I just take the piss outta them usually, like say on Facebook there's all kinds of religious folk about, I simply don't waste my time with 'em, if they try to add me I ignore their request Laughing


Nothing religeous about this Easter Sunday in this hillbilly town.The V8 boats are out destroying the marine habitat and chewing up the fish and next years larva,for many seasons to come,all for drooling,drunken spectators,fighting over Ford Or Chevvy donks...The scattered remnents of Chrysler fans,shrunken back,although the odd exhibit being a real contender,without crankshaft failures.

Kentucky Fried Chicken,by the river is doing the ultimate of businesses,when they should walk down to the Fish and Chip shop,a little further away to pay their last respects to the Age of Pisces,errr,I meant sweet lord Jesus...do their blue collared beer swollen bellies the world of good,the middle-class owners of boats,fair not much better,except for the swimmers.The swimmers and the various drug addicts are thin,I mean.Well Boyce St,not being far away.

There was no "Jesus Pride" like you get in America.
There was no Jesus.He was exorcised by sticks of Fairy Floss,mushy molten chocolate the kids stowed away from home,a warm Easter morning,revealing brown tracks out kids pockets...the game,was given away.The result in the usual stammer of protest as the assailant was led by the ear by ever loving mother,to slightly publicly bathe the brown thickness away,complete with kid still attached.

But gone are stale ceremonies,mumbling lines to forgotten hymms,to lamentations never understood,or felt for this unseen God.
But God is dead,fish endangered to many seasons of precarious possible extinction,all for the love of the V8 Boat Races,at this crazy mid-coast delta.

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