Countdown To Z-Day...Humanitys Last Stand...!!!

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Countdown To Z-Day...Humanitys Last Stand...!!!

Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:22 am

Countdown To Z-Day...Humanitys Last Stand...!!!

It A Was A Day Like Anyother,
I Come Home And Checked Into The Usual Sites....

There Seemed To Be An Awful Lot Of Chatter About Violent Attacks , Riots Etc...

And Then It Hit Hard...

Terrorists Had Attacked New York...

Six Planes Had Ploughed Into Downtown Manhatten ...

The Casualatitys Had Been Immense...

At The Same Time There Had Been A Huge Skirmish Between The Israelies And The Palestinians...

Multiple Bombs Had Gone Off In Jerusalem. London, Paris...

The Casualities Had Been In Their Hundreds...

But This Was Different...

The First Responders Were Saying The Most Hideous Of The Casualities Were Still Alive,

And Agressive...

People Doing The First Aid Had Been Bitten...

In London It All Got A Bit Messy...

There Were Reports Of The First Aid Crew Being Attacked By The Survivors Of The Tube Attack...!!!

Then It Got Really Bad...

A Rogue Israeli Airforce Pilot Had Dropped A Nuke On Mecca...

Then It All Went To Shit...

The News Reports Were Full Of This Deveopment...

Then, All Of Sudden,

There Was A Blight Flash...

And The Screen Went Blank...

Then There Was A Test Card...

With A Rising Tone...

Urging Everybody To Stay In Their Homes...

This Went On For About 20 Minutes...

Then Their Was Static...

I Was In Stourport At The Time...

I Remember A Bright Flash, Like A Second Sun,

And Then A Hideous Noise...

A Rumble, That Creshendoed, And Then A Warm Breeze...

Then In The Distance, A Beautiful Mushroom Sprang To Life...

It Looked Tiny, But The Blast At Once Pushed Me Foreward...

And Then Pulled Me Towards It...

My Mooring Pins Became Loose And I Drifted Into The Middle Of The Canal...

Everything Changed From That Moment...!!!

Next 2 Months Before...


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Re: Countdown To Z-Day...Humanitys Last Stand...!!!

Post  That Damned Sod...!!! on Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:59 am

March 29th 2012

I Had Bought A Boat,
It Pretty Much Wiped Me Out Financially,

I Spent £8 Grand And Got A Loan , Dodgy, From The Bank Of Another £10 Grand.

Within About 20 Miles From Bewdley...The Danmed Thing Had Broken Down...

Ran Out Of Deisel...

So It Took Me 2 Days To Bleed The System...

After That I Kept A Stock Of Deisel Cans...

It Was A Bit Harsher Than I Thought It Would Be...

The Toilet System Was A Bit Inadequate...

So I Took To Using The toilets At The Canal Pubs I Stayed Near...

Also I Ran Out Of Fags A Few Times,

And Had To Use The Ashtray Dinks...

I Had My 2.2 Where I Could Shoot Rabbits...

The Meat Was Very Stinky...

But My Mate Bought Me A Shotgun From Work,

He Had Sawn It Off, Proper Gangsta,

(I Wasn't Too Comfortable With It,

And I Saw It Had Alternative Use...)

And A Load Of Ammo...

But The Thing Obliterated The Wildlife...

And Was A Bit Noisy...

So I Hid It...

And Invested In A Crossbow...But Got Bored Of It Very Quickley...

Also To Start With I Was Buying Logs From The Garages...

But This Seemed To Be A Bit Of A Folly, So I Invested In A Chainsaw And Just Chopped Down Dead Trees As I Saw Fit...

I Was Now Living Life As I Saw Fit...

A Cokehead And A Stoner Let Loose On The Canal...!!!

Within A Month I Had Become Self Sufficient And Skint...!!!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:41 pm

To Start With Is was All A Little Bit Awkward,

But Within About A Month It All Becamme A Bit Routine...

I Had Taken On Board Pretty Much Everything,

Life On The Towpath Had Become Quite Mundane...

I Had Built Up A Stock Of Food And Deisel...

And I Had Contacts In Brum...


The Stoners Could Supply Me With Dope And Coke...In Brum..

Where A Couple Of Dope Heads Tried To Break Abourd..

I Came Out With My Machette...

They Pissed Off...

I Went Back To Stourbidge...


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