2012 Mayan Calender - What really happened.

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2012 Mayan Calender - What really happened.

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:09 pm

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...It was Ciggy that solved it for me,when he said the commencement date for the beginning of the world (according to the Mayan Calender) only took place three and a half thousand years ago.


Then I remembered the odd occasion,that Mel Brooks was actually funny,besides Young Frankenstein with Gene Wilder,but old Brooksey solved the equation for me...






The surviving mayan stone diary or calender as it's known was the only surviving page that was left unscathed by the marauding conquistidores from Spain.

Nothing more,nothing less.

Like the idiot,was it Taze-Russell who began the Jehovah Witness Church,predicted the end of the world,twice and it failed to take place on the days appointed and all the worshipping faithful who sold their land for a pittance,kind of hung him from a tree...but curiously,the religeon stayed in place.I would've converted to Satanism on the spot and deflowered every fucking virgin I could see...or aneathetise with lots of rum,just like Noahs daughters did to their daddy and rode his woody,for a few months at sea...

I got a song about that...hang on a second.








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Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:10 pm

In recognition to Noah and his horny virgin daughters,whom,after dads lack lustre performance,promptly moved on to the many animals that boarded the ark,two by two....as they do.







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Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:16 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:In recognition to Noah and his horny virgin daughters,whom,after dads lack lustre performance,promptly moved on to the many animals that boarded the ark,two by two....as they do.









Which is amazing,I can't even get it up on booze or smack....definitely a white mans drug...that fire water.



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Did Noahs Ark land at Mount George ? South of Taree

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:24 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:In recognition to Noah and his horny virgin daughters,whom,after dads lack lustre performance,promptly moved on to the many animals that boarded the ark,two by two....as they do.





Which is amazing,I can't even get it up on booze or smack....definitely a white mans drug...that fire water.





...and going by the inbred local population of flora and fauna,I propose a theory,did Noahs Ark,really land at Mount George,South West of Taree?.



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What did you do that night? December 21st 2012/Rocket From The Tombs

Post  Billy Ruben on Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:00 pm




...I was alone at first,until Joel and Meg showed up past 11 pm.

I played two songs for the end of the world,over and over and it was Rocket From The Tombs,What Love Is and Final Solution,in that dingey Beeton Parade factory,smashed out of it,off my head on enough codeiene to kill an elephant and smoked three grammes.

Watching above,shooting stars streaking across the skies,here she comes I thought.I was almost rapturess,getting off on every second,then they turned up and the spell dissapated.

I love being alone with moments like that,prefer my own company,always have...

It was really a magical moment...then she walks in and says you sexy little thing...

I just wanted to dance to the end of the world,the music was so loud,I did'nt hear them arrive.







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