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Post  uckinfuglyfug on Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:35 pm

Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! wrote:
uckinfuglyfug wrote:Elloh I ma dyslexic, Dnam well fort I typed God ikle prouctions into a serach, and ended up here at sod ikle produtionsc yb mistaek thinking hmm wacky noob

You Have Chosen About The Hardest Username For A Dyslexic To Ever Spell Again...!!!


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Post  Billy Ruben on Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:44 am

Hilarious,entertaining,and not so informative site you guys have here....big on characters,low on information and bereft of ettiquecy,should be fun.Alot of freedom of expression,and much more honest than that Hippy Site...good one.
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Post  uckinfuglyfug on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:37 am

Hey Billy shows us your willy!

It's a local custom to get your nob out as a greeting, it's considered very rude not to, in the land of uckingfuglyfugs. We don't shake hands, we shake willys!

I know I may have a face like a cow's ass in motion but have been complimented for having a smooth beautiful willy. I have a strong grip and have been known to accidentally squeeze one out while shaking willys.
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Post  uckinfuglyfug on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:42 am

Anyone wanna shake glands?
I am a child of Baphomet, I can provide both services and sexually satisfy all comers. Were is LILY, show me your glands LILY I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
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Post  uckinfuglyfug on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:52 am

The long tall and short of it is there's not enough members here. DIY HAMSHANK for one! Cuuuuuuuuuuummmin UP!!!
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Post  Billy Ruben on Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:20 pm

uckinfuglyfug wrote:Hey Billy shows us your willy!

It's a local custom to get your nob out as a greeting, it's considered very rude not to, in the land of uckingfuglyfugs. We don't shake hands, we shake willys!

I know I may have a face like a cow's ass in motion but have been complimented for having a smooth beautiful willy. I have a strong grip and have been known to accidentally squeeze one out while shaking willys.


...did'nt take long for my first homo-erotic encounter,nice try.
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Post  Billy Ruben on Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:22 pm

uckinfuglyfug wrote:The long tall and short of it is there's not enough members here. DIY HAMSHANK for one! Cuuuuuuuuuuummmin UP!!!


...come on,the same 5 guest have been here at least 5 hours,spoil your ambush did I,I'm expecting it sweet-heart.
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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:16 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:


...did'nt take long for my first homo-erotic encounter,nice try.

Maybe You Subliminally Moon Mind Controlled Him With Your Signature...???






What Is It With Conspiracy, Punk Rock, Magick And MI5 Shayler Type Transvestitivism...???



He Was A Terrible Singer Who Embraced The Zeitgeist A Bit Too Easily...

http://www.genesisbreyerporridge.com/




Mr 'Orridge Another One Of Them Folks Who Spent Too Much Of His Mis-Spent Youth Stareing At Goats...!!!

EEEUGH....!!!




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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:00 pm

uckinfuglyfug wrote:The long tall and short of it is there's not enough members here.

Yes, But This Is A Game Of Chess Not Snap,
And The Members We Got Here Are At The Cutting Edge Of The Post Conspiracy Movement,

We No Longer Deal In Cut And Paste Articles,

Just One Liner Dismissives...!!!




Eventually This Forum Will Become A Smiley Gif Site Like Proxy Whore...!!!

http://www.proxywhore.com/invboard/


cthulhu cthulhu cthulhu
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Post  Ciggy on Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:47 am

The truth hurts so good. Mmmmmmm, more!
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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:09 pm

Ciggy wrote:The truth hurts so good. Mmmmmmm, more!

The Truth Likes To Wear Miniskirts, Mixed Metaphores And Moonbeams...!!!



David Shayler, transvestite MI5 spy-turned Jesus Christ, faces eviction from squat

The one-time whistleblower, who uses the name Dolores Kane,
has been living in the National Trust-owned Hackhurst Farm in Surrey as part of a small new age commune for the past six weeks

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5850072/MI5-whistleblower-becomes-transvestite-squatter-called-Delores.html


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Re: Noobs Introduce Yourselves Here...

Post  Billy Ruben on Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:51 pm

Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:


...did'nt take long for my first homo-erotic encounter,nice try.

Maybe You Subliminally Moon Mind Controlled Him With Your Signature...???




thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up


...Nice pic,make a fine avatar one day.
I like my faggotry in the closet thanks,dressed in a pink tutu,with fairy wings,keep it British,if you don't mind.
Those other loosers don't rate on my meter,Have more of a New Yorkian style,but you'd already know that,if Damn'ed Sod lacks ethics and leaked my email address,if he did'nt,apologises forthwith,I'm testing you folkes too.
...The best UK bands were,Public Image Limited,The Fall and Joy Division,end of story.
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Post  Billy Ruben on Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:53 pm

Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! wrote:
uckinfuglyfug wrote:The long tall and short of it is there's not enough members here.

Yes, But This Is A Game Of Chess Not Snap,
And The Members We Got Here Are At The Cutting Edge Of The Post Conspiracy Movement,

We No Longer Deal In Cut And Paste Articles,

Just One Liner Dismissives...!!!




Eventually This Forum Will Become A Smiley Gif Site Like Proxy Whore...!!!

http://www.proxywhore.com/invboard/


cthulhu cthulhu cthulhu


...one liner dismissives,that's what Limelady hated about you guys,she sought to get rid of that.Hahahaha,blaming Sean all the while,the main head-cutter,was one everybody loved,and never suspected...makes you wonder why one would install a PM reader/backdoor.
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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:01 pm

You Can Stick A Bit Of Lippy, Bleached Hair And False Tits On A Pig,
To Make It Seem More Attractive...!!!

(As I Have Found To My Peril)




And It Can Still Outsell Icke Books...



http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/10/22/inside-jordan-s-world-katie-price-reveals-all-in-new-book-exclusive-115875-21764452/

Maybe The Moon Muppets Have Not Quite Developed The Blue Screen Technology As The Wachowski brothers




Or The Wachowskis As They Are Now Known Due To Larry Taking Too Many Blue Pills...!!!



The duo will now just be known as "The Wachowskis", dropping the "brothers" part of their name.
It is expected that Larry, now called Lana, will actually speak to the press about this for the first time

http://rated-m.blogspot.com/2006/07/wachowski-brothers-are-no-more.html


rolf lmao rolf
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Re: Noobs Introduce Yourselves Here...

Post  Billy Ruben on Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:02 pm

Ciggy wrote:The truth hurts so good. Mmmmmmm, more!


you flatter me with your recognition in your signature.
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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:22 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:if Damn'ed Sod lacks ethics and leaked my email address,if he did'nt,apologises forthwith,I'm testing you folkes too.
...The best UK bands were,Public Image Limited,The Fall and Joy Division,end of story.

There Is A Lack Of Ethics On This Board, I'm Afraid...!!!
Don't Send Droinke PM's He Might Publish Them...

Best Advise Is Get A New e-mail Adress And Start A New Account...

Yep PIL, Joy Division...

Fail Nah...!!!






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Post  Billy Ruben on Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:27 pm

Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:if Damn'ed Sod lacks ethics and leaked my email address,if he did'nt,apologises forthwith,I'm testing you folkes too.
...The best UK bands were,Public Image Limited,The Fall and Joy Division,end of story.

There Is A Lack Of Ethics On This Board, I'm Afraid...!!!
Don't Send Droinke PM's He Might Publish Them...

Best Advise Is Get A New e-mail Adress And Start A New Account...

Yep PIL, Joy Division...

Fail Nah...!!!






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rolf

I fucking knew it.Now the story goes,Infinite Love can read PM's.
Let's have a bit of honesty,we are all cunts to each other,and every forum...has no security integrity.There you go...great clip by the way,a fave.
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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:41 pm

I Can Read PM's By Astral Projection Into The Future,
And Disrupting The Tares In A John Titor Type Fashion,
By Projecting Myself Back Into The Past And Making A Load Of Predictions,
That Bare The Flimsiest Of Connections To Currant Affairs,
Then Announce The Timelines Have Been Changed By My Actions...

So There...!!!


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Post  Billy Ruben on Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:45 pm

Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! wrote:I Can Read PM's By Astral Projection Into The Future,
And Disrupting The Tares In A John Titor Type Fashion,
By Projecting Myself Back Into The Past And Making A Load Of Predictions,
That Bare The Flimsiest Of Connections To Currant Affairs,
Then Announce The Timelines Have Been Changed By My Actions...

So There...!!!


lmao rolf lmao

rolf

...only one with "Voices in the head" has the All-Seeing Eye,occassioned with the assistantance of the odd Moonbeam.
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Post  uckinfuglyfug on Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:25 am

Billy Ruben wrote:
uckinfuglyfug wrote:Hey Billy shows us your willy!

It's a local custom to get your nob out as a greeting, it's considered very rude not to, in the land of uckingfuglyfugs. We don't shake hands, we shake willys!

I know I may have a face like a cow's ass in motion but have been complimented for having a smooth beautiful willy. I have a strong grip and have been known to accidentally squeeze one out while shaking willys.


...did'nt take long for my first homo-erotic encounter,nice try.

Two versions one is in inches the other is in feet (measurments)

Mu uncle Billy had a ten foot willy and he showed it to the lady next door!
She thought it were a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it's only 4 feet4!
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Post  Billy Ruben on Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:40 am

uckinfuglyfug wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
uckinfuglyfug wrote:Hey Billy shows us your willy!

It's a local custom to get your nob out as a greeting, it's considered very rude not to, in the land of uckingfuglyfugs. We don't shake hands, we shake willys!

I know I may have a face like a cow's ass in motion but have been complimented for having a smooth beautiful willy. I have a strong grip and have been known to accidentally squeeze one out while shaking willys.


...did'nt take long for my first homo-erotic encounter,nice try.

Two versions one is in inches the other is in feet (measurments)

Mu uncle Billy had a ten foot willy and he showed it to the lady next door!
She thought it were a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it's only 4 feet4!

rolf lmao

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Post  uckinfuglyfug on Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:04 am

What's it gonna be bubba? Shake or rake?> :-0
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Post  Billy Ruben on Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:09 am

uckinfuglyfug wrote:What's it gonna be bubba? Shake or rake?> :-0


Shake,for fucks sake shake...I'll tow the line,I'm a good little subordinate,please don't rake me

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Post  uckinfuglyfug on Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:34 am

Billy bubba baby! I am the man viw 50 dicks (more pricks than a rake, and harder than the handle!) Can you take this much shake boy?
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Post  Billy Ruben on Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:41 am

uckinfuglyfug wrote:Billy bubba baby! I am the man viw 50 dicks (more pricks than a rake, and harder than the handle!) Can you take this much shake boy?


shit...fucking you and giving the reach around will be mind-boggling... rolf
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