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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:18 pm



This I Reckon Is Gonna Be The Main Man At The World Cup 2010...



The New Georgie Best...



What A Fantastic Playa...!!!
And A Man City Man Too....

You Don't Get That Sort Of Class In Port Vale Do Ya Droinke...

I Remember Watching Port Vale When I Used To Go To The Stockport Games At Bramhill,
Man City Were Class Then And Destined For Bigger Things...!!!




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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:37 pm

Although I Must Say When They Went Up A Division,
That's When Thev Gallagher Boys Started To Appear...




And This Became An Unofficial Song,
As Well As That Blue Moon Crap...!!!




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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:12 pm

Now This Was A Goalie...





Better Than This One...!!!



Crikey...!!!

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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:59 pm

Here It Is,
The England Song,
That Everybody Will Be Singing In June...




When I'm far away from Blightys homely shore
One thing comforts me and it makes me feel secure
When I'm lonely, in some distant foreign land
I just close my eyes and someone takes my hand

I think about England La La La La La La La La
I think about England La La La La La La La La

I think about the chip shop
And I think about mushy peas
I think about Bradford
And how close it is to Leeds

I think about Bristol
And it's history of maritime
I think about Geordies
And the fog upon the Tyne

I think about England La La La La La La La La
I think about England La La La La La La La La

I think about Brighton
Mods and rockers settling scores
I think about Berkshire
On a hill a great white horse

I think about a rainy day
And I think about the dark
I think about Merseyside
And a night in Stanley Park

I think about England La La La La La La La La
I think about England La La La La La La La La

I think about Hastings
And an arrow through an eye
I think about Hartlepool
And a monkey hung as a spy

I think about my Landlord
And I think about paying my rent
I think about Matthew's
And the City of Stoke On Trent

I think about England La La La La La La La La
I think about England La La La La La La La La

I think about Spitfires
And how our air force kept us free
I think about Nelson
And HMS Victory

I think about Coventry
And what it went through in the blitz
I think about Wembley
And the spirit of 66

I think about England La La La La La La La La
I think about England La La La La La La La La

http://www.thinkaboutengland.com/blog/




That Would Be A Final Wouldn't It...



For The Duration Gerrard Shall Be Known As A Cheeky Chappie,
And The Finest Central Mid-Fielder Of A Generation,
Not Some Theiving Scouse Git...




KING HENRY V

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'


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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:22 am



And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green
And was the holy lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen

And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark Satanic mills

Bring me my bow of burning gold
Bring me my arrows of desire
Bring me my spears o'clouds unfold
Bring me my chariot of fire

I will not cease from mental fight
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
'Til we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land
'Til we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land








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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:57 am







What A Wonderful Mullet Chris Waddle Had There...!!!

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Post  Lady Tis-Shine on Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:52 am

Any nation to win except Saudi Arabia. cthulhu
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Post  John Drake on Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:30 am

Saudi Arabia arnt in it.

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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:53 pm

Fabio Lets Off A Bit Of Steam...



England manager Fabio Capello gave several photographers a public dressing down ahead of his squad's training session in South Africa today.

The Three Lions' gaffer was incensed that the snappers had transgressed into an area of the training complex which was barred to them, filming the players.

Capello barked: "Why do you take photos of the rooms? No excuses."

He then stood his ground and stared at the photgraphers before heading onto the training pitch with his players.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/international/article7147064.ece

This Is Supposed To Be The Simon Cowell Approved England Song...




Come And Have A Go If You Think Your Hard Enough...!!!



This Is Better...^^^

thirty-nine steps are needed to be climbed to reach the Royal box and collect a trophy (and winners medals).




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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:04 pm

For Our Consopiacy Freinds Across The Pond...



Wembley ushers in new era as towers fall

07 February 2003

The twin towers of Wembley that have stood proud over our greatest sporting venue for the last 81 years, finally began to fall today.
They were witness to historic events such as the 1948 Olympic Games, Englands 1966 World Cup victory and Live Aid and host to the likes of the Pope and Mohammed Ali.
After standing guard over some of the most memorable moments in British sporting history, today marked the beginning of their end.

At 2.15 this afternoon, Ray Tidmarsh initiated the proceedings by pushing a plunger that set giant demolition tool, "Goliath", into action.




We As Nations Can Now Come Together In National Greif,
As Both Our Landmarks Have Been Demolished By A Controlled Demolition...

Wembley Being An Inside Job By The F.A.

And 9/11 Being An Inside Job By Millitant Islamic Jihadist Intent On Causing
A War Of Attrition Agaist " The Great Satan"




Mentioned As Far Back As A speech on November 5, 1979

http://www.dtic.mil/doctrine/jel/jfq_pubs/1509.pdf


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Post  C!ggy on Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:45 am

Wrighty is a great winger, and has great pace on the ball for such a small guy, however the real star of the world cup will be Joe Cole.
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Post  Lady Tis-Shine on Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:35 pm

Hey Sod! have you heard of the South African trumpet which is used to harrass the opposite teams.
At least the World Cup was not done in Apartheid era South Africa but least us see if any riots are created. cthulhu
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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:49 pm

Mrs Tiswas wrote:Hey Sod! have you heard of the South African trumpet which is used to harrass the opposite teams.
At least the World Cup was not done in Apartheid era South Africa but least us see if any riots are created. cthulhu



No But I Saw Desmond Tu-Tu Making A Right Nana Of Himself...!!!

SOWETO, South Africa — South African Nobel Peace laureate Desmond Tutu said he was in dreamland Thursday as his beloved Rainbow Nation prepared to host the football World Cup.
In a barnstorming performance at an eve-of-tournament concert in Soweto township, the 78-year-old archbishop said he could never have imagined that the one-time international pariah would one day stage the world's most popular sporting event.
"I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming. It's so beautiful -- wake me up!" said Tutu, dressed in a yellow South African football shirt and matching bobble hat


http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/excited-tutu-helps-launch-world-cup-with-juanes-keys_1146794


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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:20 am

Well Here We Are...



World Cup Eyes
#1 by Oneofmany

Unlike the Elite peasants of Europe, us peasants in Australia have to stay awake the whole night to watch the full roster of matches.
This thread will be used by me to describe the weird and wonderful things i will be seeing through sleep deprivation over the next month.
At the moment i'm just tired, but I'm sure this thread will deliver the further on down the track.

I'll keep you posted

http://www.infinite-love-forum.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3859

What Do Those Aussie "Shelia's" Know Of "The Beautiful Game"...???






"When Things got hard, you started looking for something to blame.
Like a Big Shadow.
Let me tell you something you already know.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.
It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it...

You've gotta hit as hard as life.
It ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
How much can you take and keep moving forward?
That's how winning is done.

If you know what you're worth, Go out and Get What Your Worth.
But you gotta be willing to take the hits.
And not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him or her or anybody.
Cowards do that and that ain't you.
You're better than that."




C,mon England...!!!



I Got My 1966 Replica Shirt Out,
And Will Be Heading Down The Pub Soon To Cheer On Our Glorious English Heroes...!!!


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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:36 am

Oh Dear...Oh Dear...!!!



What A Butterfingers...!!!

On The Plus Side There Must Have Been Over 1,000 People In My Local Pub...

But The Atmosphere Was Spoiled By Someone Blowing A Blinking Horn In My Lughole All Night...!!!

And I Got So Pissed Up I Fell Asleep In The Road...

And Someone Woke Me Up In The Early Hours....

I'm Covered In Grazes Where I Must Have Fallen Over...!!!


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Post  Lady Tis-Shine on Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:58 am

Algeria is the next team England would be playing, but they need to win that game really. Loads are stating that Green needs to be replaced by some folk that have NEVER kick a football in their life. cthulhu
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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:00 pm



A 1-1 Draw Is Not A Win...
Although I Must Admit It Did Feel Like A Defeat...


http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/it_cheeri_yo_ZnXMvwkaisNdboMtCjxy1J

In true revolutionary style, the underdog Americans came from behind and blasted the powerful Brits to a nail-biting 1-1 draw yesterday in one of the all-time great World Cup soccer battles.

It's Not The Brits,
It's England...!!!




There's A Clue For You...
Written In Big Letters On The Flag...!!!


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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:11 pm

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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:11 pm

The Germans Are Doing Pretty Good At The Moment...!!!



I Bet His Mate From The Christian Democratic Part In Germany Is Well Chuffed...???



Contact Him To Find Out....

wank@csu-gap.de




That Film Fits Every Situation Don't It...???


The England team give the Nazi salute in May 1938.

In May 1938 Matthews was selected for the England tour of Europe.
The first match was against Germany in Berlin.
Adolf Hitler wanted to make use of this game as propaganda for his Nazi government.
While the England players were getting changed an Football Association official went into their dressing-room and told them that they had to give the raised arm Nazi salute during the playing of the German national anthem.
As Matthews later recalled: "The dressing room erupted.
There was bedlam.
All the England players were livid and totally opposed to this, myself included. Everyone was shouting at once. Eddie Hapgood, normally a respectful and devoted captain, wagged his finger at the official and told him what he could do with the Nazi salute, which involved putting it where the sun doesn't shine."

The FA official left only to return some minutes later saying he had a direct order from Sir Neville Henderson the British Ambassador in Berlin.
The players were told that the political situation between Britain and Germany was now so sensitive that it needed "only a spark to set Europe alight".
As a result the England team reluctantly agreed to give the Nazi salute.

The game was watched by 110,000 people as well as senior government figures such as Herman Goering and Joseph Goebbels.
England won the game 6-3.

6-3 Loveley Jubbly...!!!


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Post  C!ggy on Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:33 am

World cup final - Germany vs Argentina
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Post  Hrafn on Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:01 am

England beat the USA, I cant see what all the kerfuffle is about popcorn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsTWjueuLz4&feature=player_embedded

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Post  Del Monte on Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:46 am

I guess now we just have to wait until Wednesday afternoon to see the outcome of this next match. I will be watching very closely. I hope they do win, it's a shame because the other match is supposed to be happening at the same time for USA and Algeria, at 3pm on Wednesday. But they won't be putting that match on TV so you can only watch the England Vs. Slovenia match. If we draw against Slovenia but USA beat Algeria we still will lose and then out of the world cup. I just wish I could watch both matches at the same time to see what happens in a few days.

If we get knocked out which there's a very good chance that could happen now unless England do something to better themselves then I guess the whole thing will be a flop for England and it's a dam shame all the England fans that are paying good money to go and see them out there. It will be costing them a fortune to watch these games live.
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Post  Hrafn on Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:23 pm

Here, watch football online thumbs up

http://www.fromsport.com/c-1.html

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Post  Del Monte on Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:50 pm

Quality game that earlier, glad that England have got through now. It was pretty intense and I was worried also that Slovenia might have scored but luckily we were ok.

Looking forward to the next matches now. Shame that Slovenia and Algeria got knocked out of Group C but I guess only 2 teams can continue, that's just the way the cookie crumbles.
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Post  Del Monte on Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:02 pm

Not long to go now....

England Vs Germany affraid

what will happen?!? Who will be the winners of this next match?!?

Will England walk away from Germany and take all the glory, can England really beat Germany or will they fall apart? Will Germany take over and destroy England?

This is gonna be a match to remember for a long time. I hope that England win, I'm not sure if they've got what it takes but I'm sure they'll have a dam good go against them.

If England play like they did against Slovenia then there's a good chance we could get through this next round. If England can beat Germany I'm sure all the English people will be shocked but then comes an even greater challenge to beat the team in the next and so on. I think they're bound to screw up somewhere along the line, I just hope they can get quite far before it's all over for us.
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