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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:31 pm

Who Lives In A House Like This...



My Experiences Up The Local...

To Follow If I Don't Fall Asleep...

Murder, Mayhem, Merriment, Miscarriadges And Misfortune...!!!


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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:42 pm

The Music....







By A Cover Band Of Course...!!!

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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:51 am

Oh Well...What I Really Wanted To Say,
Was That I Bumped Into My Old Girlfreind Last Night...

She Has Gone From Cameron Diaz...




To Roseanne Barr In Three Short Years...



Two Marriages And Two Kids(And An ASBO Probably) Helped That Along The Way...

But Her Laugh Was Still Infectious...

Like T.B.

And The Thought Crossed My Mind...

"Would I...???"

Yeah... Why Not...!!!

Oh Well I Suppose She Thought I Was No Oil Painting Too....

I Now Think Of Myself As Albert Steptoe...




But I Think Iv'e Grown Into My Skin...

And My Ambition In This Life Was To Be A Miserable Old C.U.N.T.

Like Me Old Gramp... God Rest His Soul...!!!


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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:17 am

Lost My High Fallouting Post....



Summat...Summat...Summat...

Alf Garnett, West Ham, Nig Nogs...

F.U.C.K. O.F.F...!!!


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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:31 am

Bit Of Oil To Keep The Forum Running....



AAAghhh...Bit Of Racism Hits The Spot...!!!

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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:56 am

Look At This Shit...



That Was Adam And Eves House Once...

They Ain't Gonna Like All Them Nunpties Wandering About On Their Property...

Best Thing For Them To Do Is Leave 'Em In Peace...

If They Ever Moved Back In...

And Let Them See Paradise...

If Waterfalls, Forests, And Blue Skies Is Your Thang...!!!




But Will They...

No Chance To Much Invested In That Thoughtform...!!!


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Post  Ciggy on Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:55 pm

Adam and Eve's house was in Argentina.
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Post  Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! on Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:27 pm



Just Bumping This Up A Bit For When I Get Back From The Pub...!!!

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Post  Billy Ruben on Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:38 pm

Ciggy wrote:Adam and Eve's house was in Argentina.


don't you dare start.
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Post  true lilly on Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:14 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
Ciggy wrote:Adam and Eve's house was in Argentina.

don't you dare start.
...and still you vaccuous old gits thinj lying that I'm a spammer somehow damages my credabilty... Good, please do keep demonstrating your very little brains are commited to shrinking others down to your size, it saves me the effort
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Post  Ciggy on Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:27 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
Ciggy wrote:Adam and Eve's house was in Argentina.


don't you dare start.

I'm serious actually hehe:

“In Xibalba, the land that the sun goes down into, the land whose Lords are the Lords of the Dead, there grew a tree which was a forbidden tree--none were permitted to approach it. The leaves of that tree were wide and dark; the fruits of it were round and heavy, and they grew like gourds along the branches. A princess of Xibalba said, "Why should I not go to this tree? The fruits of it must be precious." Then she made her way to the tree.

“Now amongst the fruits that hung from the branches was the head of a man. And when the princess (Xquiq was her name) stood before the tree and said to herself, "Should I die if I pluck a fruit?" a voice said to her, "Draw nearer." It was from the head that was amongst the wide, dark leaves. And the voice said, "The round lumps upon the branches and amongst the leaves are but skulls and death's-heads. Not as they are am I yet. Do you stretch forth your hand."

“The princess stretched her hand forth amongst the branches and through the leaves. Then that head, striving greatly, spat into her hand. "This that I give thee is my posterity," said the head. "Now I shall cease to speak. As for thee, flee from this place into the Upperworld, and go where I shall tell thee." The princess sank down beneath the tree, and the voice told her what man the head had been upon, and told her, too, what place to go to upon the earth.”
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Post  Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! on Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:34 pm

I Just Got Back From A Weekend Bender...

Wonderful, Wonderful Time...!!!


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Post  Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! on Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:51 pm

My New Bestest Freind, Is A Tramp In Gloucester Bus Station...!!!!



Man ,I Love This Chap...He Hangs Onto My Every Word...

He Thinks I'm Jesus...

I Think He Has Got Social Problems....

But I Am Enjoying Life To The Full At This Moment...

It's Great When You Realise It's A Bit Of A Game...




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Post  Billy Ruben on Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:01 am

true lilly wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
Ciggy wrote:Adam and Eve's house was in Argentina.

don't you dare start.
...and still you vaccuous old gits thinj lying that I'm a spammer somehow damages my credabilty... Good, please do keep demonstrating your very little brains are commited to shrinking others down to your size, it saves me the effort

...that's AGEISM,if you're looking for a virile thrusting stud,well...I might not be your thing,but if you want a quick passionate blowjob...and if you like,a slow and steady drilling for an hour and half,well babe,then I'm your man.

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but if you bore me...then I won't last longer than the last song I posted...about 30 secs,and pull it out soft and unblown. thumbs down
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Post  Billy Ruben on Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:05 am

...oh what we're we talking about?
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Post  Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! on Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:05 pm

Some Chap Up The Pub Was Ranting About Heterosexuals,
And Elton John...!!!

I Think He Was A Bit Confused Or Thick...

I Couldn't Possibly Say...!!!

Anyway They Had A Great Band...

A Really Good Female Singer...

And For Some Reason A Load Of Quite Past It Geezers As A Backing Band...!!!

Power To The Sheeple...!!!






Great Song Although Tom Robinson Was A Bit Confused About His Sexuality...

Gay, Gay, Straight, Bi, Straight, Gay....

That's Morse Code.. That Is, For Mayday...

But Gay Morse Code...Gayday...!!!

M'aidez Is French For "OK Everybody...!!! Lie Down On The Floor And Keep Calm"
(John Dillingers Catchphrase)
AKA...
(A Merovigian Buzzword)
It Translates Into French As Stick Your Buttocks In The Air...
Kiss Your Arse Goodbye...
And Wait For Jesus...!!!"

Apparentley, Todd Beamers Last Words After He Said "Let's Roll"...!!!




Oh...La...La...!!!

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Post  Ciggy on Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:04 pm

See, they don't have any gender bender issues in the projects here in yankland:

That's you with that bad ass Benz ha
That's you that can't keep yo' old lady
cause you keep fuckin her friends ha
You gotta go to court ha
You got served a subpeona for child support ha
That was that nerve ha
You ain't even much get a chance to say a word ha
I know i ain't trippin don't your brother got them birds ha
You ready to bust one of them niggaz head ha
You ain't scared ha
You know how to play it ha
I know you ain't just gonna let a nigga come and punk you ha
Stunt and front you ha
Straight up run you ha
You know who got that fire green ha
You know how to use a triple beam ha
Shit ain't hard as it seems ha
You keep your body clean ha
You got a lot of girbaud jeans ha
Some of your partners dope fiends ha
You really don't want to flippin' heck with them niggaz ha
You come up with them niggaz ha
You stuck with them niggaz ha

(Chorus 2X)
You a paper chaser, you got your block on fire
Remaining a G until the moment you expire
You know what it is yo make nothing out of something
You handle your biz and don't be cryin and suffering

You can't do nothing but love fresh ha
You want to know what we gonna do next ha
You brought my tape with a check ha
You wearing a vest ha
You tryin to protect your chest ha
You spent 70 on your benz ha
That ain't yours that's for your friends ha
You wanna stop these niggaz from playing wit you ha
You wanna run the block ha
You wanna be the only nigga with rocks ha]
You keep your gun cocked ha
You count the money at the end of the night ha
You on a three day flight ha
You full of that diesel ha
You duckin them people ha
Your face was on the news last night ha
You the one that robbed them little dudes out they shoes last night ha
You don't go in the projects when it's dark ha
You claim you thug and you ain't got no heart ha
You came in the Nolia on new years eve ha
You got stuck in that bitch and couldn't leave ha
It was hard for youto breathe ha

(Chorus 2X)
You a paper chaser, you got you block on fire
Remaining a G until the moment you expire
You know what it is to make nothing out of something
You handle your biz and don't be cryin and suffering

You got a trespassing charge ha
That dick got hard ha
When you were looking at them little broads ha
You don't know when to quit ha
That's you with that shot calling shit ha
That's you with that balling shit ha
That's you that's taking them hits ha
That hoe don't know when to shut up her mouth ha
You gonna knock that hoe teeth out ha
You done switched from Nike to Reebok ha
You twinkle you golds everytime you leave your house ha
Them income tax checks ha
You bout to flip that ha
You bout to go score you a gram ha
You gonna treat your nose ha
You bout to go put the dope dick on one of these hoe ha
When you broke you drove ha
When you paid you got bookoo places to go ha
You on top ha
You rob somebody shop ha
You don't think you can be stopped ha
You ridin in the Benz on 20 inch rims ha

(Chorus 2X)
You a paper chaser, you got your block on fire
Remaining a G until the moment you expire
You know what it is to make nothing out of something
You handle you biz and don't be cryin and suffering
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Post  Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:27 pm



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Post  Sod-Haus...!!! on Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:29 pm



Not Really My Cup Of Tea,

But A Staple Of The Pub Band Genre...!!!


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Post  Sod-Haus...!!! on Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:56 pm

Me And My Mates Were In The Crowd Scene Of This Video...

(At 1.28 I See My Mate Ian Grosvenor...But Not Me...!!!

I Went Up To The Guildhall With Him That Night...!!!)




The Original Gig Was At The Bilson Pub...

Sadly Gone Into Terminal Decline...!!!


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Post  daddlepoms on Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:25 pm

last summer at a shabbat I mooned my pastor & his wife & a bunch of other 60 yo's, actually they were all 50 to 70, lol,

we were having a nice sweet Israeli wine & passing the bottle around, she had a straw innit, lol, good old days before the mold sprouted on my happy life of painting & hit to pass, but when it passes get ready for fumes, cuz the blast'll rip the hairs outta yur nose if you ain't got your eyes closed
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Post  Ciggy on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:27 pm

This thread needs more Canadian lesbians. Make it so, Data...
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Post  Sod-Haus...!!! on Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:07 am

I Meant This Thread To Be About Cover Bands Up The Local Pubs...

Tonight It's Up The Nags Head For The Legendary Rayguns...!!!




They Usually Have An Acoustic Night Up The Woodlands On The 1st Saturday Of The Month,

But This Week Is Bonfire Night, So That Will Be Part Of The Pub Crawl...




I Was Talking To My Mates Up The Pub,Last Night...

They Will Be Doing A Turn At The Acoustic Night Next Week,

This Is Them On The X Factor...




They Really Are Better Live, Or Maybe It's The Beer Ears...!!!

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Post  Ciggy on Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:49 am

Ah, covers it is then guv!


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Post  McKallisti Of The Sods on Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:22 pm

Anyway Up At The Acoustic Night...

I Asked Lee Brownson Why There Was No Mention Of Flowerdrum On The Web...

He Is Now Looking Into This...

As He Has Loads Of Archive Footage Of Messing About Backstage, Merry Pranksters Stylee...

For Now...

On Facebook...


http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=378719588662&oid=19859477600




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