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Malvern Messages...!!!

Post  Damn'sod..!!! on Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:51 pm

some say that he can hypnotise sheep, and that if he could be bothered he could swim the Atlantic ocean - underwater... all we know is that he is called John White....

some say that he once killed a girrafe with just his feet and that he has a black belt in paper maché...all we know is he's called John White...

Some say He's contracted every STD known to man, and that he has inflatable breasts to get him out of speeding tickets. All we know.. is he's called John White

Some say, that he is one of the protons in the Large Hadron Collider, AND that he creates miniature black holes every time he sneezes,
....All we know.. is he's called John White

Some say he was the one who actually pulled Excalibur from the stone and that he is the rightful king of England, All we know.. is he's called John White
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And His Natural Habitat Is Forraging For Nuts And Berries In The Malvern Hills...

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Post  Ciggy on Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:26 am

He's become like a sort of mythical beast. Like Sasquatch, only not as well-groomed.
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Post  Lyd on Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:50 am

lol!

He knows how to get down with the ''folk'' does ol' whitey
Haven't spoken to him since he tasted power lust as mod on the dif and became nazified
amazing transition from the JW of the glasto MU
and here were some thinking he was incorruptable lol!
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Post  Ciggy on Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:51 pm

He sheep-shifted
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